@bsky.app kindly fix your video upload function. It’s the slowest of all of the apps.

At the moment it seems to be completely broken, but even on a good day, it’s bad. I have friends who are turning away from posting here because of it.

Thanks in advance.

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Take that, Fryer 🍗

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

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Polls are open until 7pm tonight.

You can register same day.

Stay in line if you're there.

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BREAKING: Trump Folds and Extends Ceasefire Indefinitely, Two Americans Dead in Possible Botched CIA Operation, Republicans Seek to Carve Trump into Mount Rushmore Good afternoon everyone.

BREAKING: Trump folds and extends Iran ceasefire indefinitely.

Mexico launches investigation after two Americans killed in botched CIA operation.

Republicans pursue efforts to put Trump on Mount Rushmore and have NIH investigate “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”

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That's it in a nutshell 🎯

So he will always cave to what Trump wants because he doesn't want to get summoned by the President for hurting his self-image🤷‍♂️

Exactly! That statement right there should absolutely disqualify him 😳

Translation: WARSH: 'Well, if I do anything other than what the president says, he will summon me because I would've hurt his feelings.'

What Warsh's barely-coded response really means:
"Well, if I gave [the economy under Trump] anything other than an A, [Trump] would summon me because I would've hurt [Trump’s] self-image."

Retro Virginia Slims Cigarette Commercials – "You've Come A Long Way, Baby" YouTube video by Amatrixa

Any day now , us women folk will have our own cigarette too🥴🤣
youtu.be/QYY7-NTixUA?...

Ukraine Hits Russian Black Sea Oil Terminal For Second Time In 4 Days Ukrainian drones hit the Tuapse Black Sea oil port, Russian officials said, causing a fire and at least one death in the second attack on one of the country's major southern ports in the past week.

Love to see it!👏🏼✊🏼
Ukraine Hits Russian Black Sea Oil Terminal For Second Time In 4 Days share.google/KnlUOqk4Hy4n...

I will be on @maddow.bsky.social’s show tonight to talk about InfoWars. Unlike the site’s current proprietor, I am not presently shirtless.

Did Obama send $1.7B in cash to Iran? What posts get right and omit Former President Barack Obama's administration did transfer $1.7 billion to Iran in 2016, but social media posts often omitted the reason why.

PS: It just occurred to me that I might as well have looked this up:

www.snopes.com/fact-check/o...

So pallets of cash were the only option.

I think it was foreign, not US, cash, fwiw. But the point is: it was THEIR money, and the pallets of cash were a sign that our sanctions had indeed cut Iran off from world banking system.

It just annoys me when this is portrayed as a present from Obama.

Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):

NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2

Also "beating the human world record": bicycles, cars, airplanes

Hilarious to me how concerned he is about the *FBI merch* claim too 😵‍💫🥴

www.mediaite.com Expert Tells 60 Minutes That Thousands of U.S. Troops Would Be Needed To Retrieve Iran’s Highly-Enriched Uranium

Expert Tells 60 Minutes That Thousands of U.S. Troops Would Be Needed To Retrieve Iran’s Highly-Enriched Uranium #Mediaite

In what's usually a good omen for the #Nuggets, Supermascot Rocky makes his halfcourt shot

#MileHighBasketball

This story is huge for 2 reasons. Not only is it a window into the Master Plan of billionaires buying SCOTUS, but the fact this leaked out means the Court is in full blown Civil War mode. Brace yourself, America

Fittingly, a white flag that no one can read unless you pull it out and wave it in defeat

The location of the Strait of Hormuz on google with the opening hours shown at Mon-Fri 9.30am - 4pm

Someone has actually done this on Google 😂😂👏

picture of Trump standing like he's concussed

Trump stands (?) while talking to reporters on Thursday

(Win McNamee/Getty)

Omg, the position of that mic -- this photographer, like so many other Getty and AP photographers, absolutely LOATHES him, just like we do!!! 🥴😂🤣😂🥴

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Ewwwww 😈

You do realize The Strait of Hormuz is not going to remain open, right?

That Trump just made up THAT part too?

Speaker of the Iranian Parliament:

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Cringe-a-thon 🤢🫣

Mike Lukovich - Atlanta Journal-Constitution...
"Total agreement"