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In this panel drawn by Jack Kirby, a desperate looking man shouts "I...need a marijuana! I gotta have a reefer!" Three men are standing around him and one says "Talk first! Start talking!"

Image of a cannabis plant on the moon, overlooking the earth

Happy 420 🫶🏻

Happy April 20th

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In a nutshell. 😊

Always with the IQ, these guys.....

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This is news, why?

"Social Contagion" = having friends in a new city....

Fucks sake.

England fans facing hugely inflated prices to get to New Jersey's MetLife Stadium for World Cup games The cost of getting the train from New York to the venue, where the Three Lions play Panama in their final group game, will be £111 - nearly 12 times the usual fare.

Quite frankly anyone travelling to the US voluntarily gets no sympathy from me. They know what they are getting into.

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Don't know where you're eating

I heard parody was dead.

Obscure Modern Lovers reference spotted......

If you're going to drink on the job, do it responsibly.

#Bothvotessnp #snp #independence
A Manifesto that delivers . Vote SNP

We will cap prices for essential food items, and cap all bus fares at £2.

We will go further in improving our NHS, with more GP walk-in centres across Scotland.

And we will bring hope with the fresh start of independence.

The SNP is always on Scotland’s side. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

snp.org/manifesto

rightwingers minds are amazing

How can anyone with even a modicum of left wing tendencies vote for any other party?

Okay, the Scottish Green’s to an extent, but The SNP are the only party with a chance of getting into power that actually produce policies that help all members of society.

A chunk of blue-grey fluff that is actually a very soft kitten sitting on a library desk. They are doing a very serious Kitten Face and have very intent yellow-gold eyes, and they would be so scary and fierce if they were more than six inches tall and not so hugely adorable when they tried to be judgey.

The news all sucks today.

Here's a kitten in a library!

Aye, my feeling too, they've not really moved on from 2015 politics. While doesn't keep me awake at night, we do need a half competent opposition

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning

American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV

french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts

British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

Westminster politicians do not care about Scotland and think they can ignore the voices of people in Scotland.

Let’s prove them wrong on May 7th. #BothVotesSNP

Robertson has spoken exclusively to @financialtimes.com and shared a speech he'll make in Salisbury tmrw In it he'll accuse 'non-military experts in the Treasury' of 'vandalism', arguing: 'We cannot defend Britain with an ever expanding welfare budget'

Yes, look, maybe if the armed forces had spent less money on aircraft carriers and unusable vibrating APCs, they wouldn’t be in this mess. I suggest they try taking responsibility, cutting down on the avocado toast and living within their means, like adults.

It's Kevin McK interviewing him, wouldn't expect anything approaching journalism

Sexual violence in Israel’s prisons is an organized state policy Palestinian testimonies reveal how sexual violence, including rape using objects and dogs, is approved by 'highest levels' of Israeli leadership

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