written by an ant

the government is releasing wild animals to hunt down green party voters why is nobody talking about this

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is it ok if i smoke

I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset.
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)

cancelling netflix and taking up money laundering

who could have predicted

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Be more Liz Or why being fabulous helps immensely in hospital

Rukmini Iyer has recently written two (generous, informative, beautiful) blogposts about her experience being diagnosed with breast cancer when pregnant with her second child. The second — below — is full of exceptional advice for any hospital stay (or for those with a loved one in hospital.)

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a beautifully curated selection

a photo of a white van that says "JESUS MY DELIVERER HERO & KING" in red text on the side

hermes/evri have rebranded again

my phone's assumption that it'll be hanging out with me on my birthday doesn't suggest a particularly high opinion of my social life

My friend Chelsea said she bet there was a horse within 40 minutes walk of where I live which seemed ambitious because I live in Peckham but I put "horse" into Google Maps and it was all looking good until I got there and learnt that even horses are better at self care than I am

accidentally said "the edinburgh fringe is overrun with posh white men" five times in front of a mirror

don’t forget to vote everyone!

eventually i heard a woman shout back a bit and then the man started again and i got worried and thought i should make sure whoever he was shouting at was okay and i looked over the fence and it was just a bunch of people doing shakespeare

last night i was walking past a park and i could hear a man shouting, and i couldn’t figure out what he was saying but he seemed to be shouting in a very relentless way

was worried i couldn’t tell whether i had fallen into a particularly deep hole of self-loathing or just needed a nap, so am relieved to discover having taken a nice long nap that it was in fact both

polling station pep talk

responding well to some health news

commuter

screenshot from a hospital email that says “Patients will be contacted via phone or post with an appointment date and time. WE NO LONGER ACCEPT WALK-INS FOR TESTES.”

same

was just walking past the young vic and two people walked past me in the opposite direction and the only snippet of their conversation i heard was “my dad’s friend’s son who is also my agent”, i love art

saw this when i was booking some event tickets for work and i can think of people in live entertainment who have done more horrible crimes tbf

my flatmate has started some kind of competitive citrus league

can you all stop cyberbullying me

kelis’s first draft

good to keep it all in one place

Got trapped in a broken lift at Tamworth station and missed my train while a crowd of angry people formed outside the doors as if I were choosing not to open them, pleased to announce that my curse of being a hapless sitcom character is continuing into 2024