Depends on the context surely.

Eg. in response to 'please let me out of the basement', 'No' actually does require justification and can in fact be a dick move.

... you spelled her name wrong

I believe the phrase 'get tae fuck' applies here

floor corn as in Allie?

I am guessing Ford would like to be allowed to export their own product?

they should just have actual ribbons for the benefit of the live audience

travel all over the countryside

earworm: planted

I didn't think americans ate vegetables in the first place

Beautiful.

like to add ® and ’ any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug

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There it is. The ONE way to get an iPhone to take a good picture of the Moon

I was fully prepared to be full of rage when the video cut off a couple of seconds early

Let them fight.

mangosteens in Singapore are huge and cheap

Custard apple is fantastic, but it's really important that you get a correctly-ripened one. If they're hard when you buy them, they get overripe on the outside while the inside stays hard.

they need to be sproingy like sorbo rubber when you get them.

better or worse than passionfruit and mashed potato, though?

Any dem candidate needs to get past the evil shitlords that make up the DNC.

Anyone actually decent will necessarily be excluded; any that make it through are either evil shitlords themselves, or will be hopelessly compromised in the act of buying their way through.

WANT.

All he had to do..

"Poverty line is $37k", and,
in its 30th year below the Poverty line,
the Jobseeker Payment is approx. $20k.

Social engineering by *both* the Labor Party & the Libs, solely at the behest of the AFR-reading class, Australia's 1%.

*Today's ALP
- not who your Dad used to vote for*

iPhone health app screenshot: 162 floors, 41607 steps, 30.6km, average waking speed 5.3km/h

Otford to Bundeena. My feet and I are not on speaking terms. Ow.

Iran needs to taunt them about it in their next lego video

the scream test remains an extremely useful tool, though

fox in a blizzard. caption: it fucken WIMDY

Happy Wednesday

the catholic church didn't excommunicate hitler.

I like this.

Had a 'senior dev' who'd been here about a month, ship a bunch of stupid, broken and/or non-compliant features, because 'part of the requirement was having it up and running'

Then he refused to fix them because apparently he was too important to do maintenance.

the fact that christians were more upset about this ai generated trump pic but not when he said he was gonna wipe off an entire civilization shows how bankrupt white evangelicalism is