My sons' pediatrician gave me the exact opposite advice. He said that it's better that he eats something than nothing. And now they both eat anything and everything.

There's never a moment watching that movie where I don't believe he is that person.

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I don't normally share these but I enjoyed this one.

If I'm laying down in bed, I sleep on the passenger side but if I sit up in bed I'm on the driver's side. I thought about that for 45 minutes this morning.

The guy doing my alcohol class has met with me seven times so far and was late or canceled at the last minute for all of them. I was sitting at my desk waiting for him (remote) for all of them.

The important thing is that they had fun.

Hattie.

He's on TikTok and everything he posts looks like he's being forced to make videos at gunpoint.

And those are Ray Stahowiak's sunglasses. He's dead.

That's a sausage.

Shame. It could have been a magical evening full of meatballs.

Anytime he needs a home cooked meal just let me know I'll hook him up with some Long Island meatballs.

I might be in this picture.

$30 a month to watch the playoffs.

I've spent an insane amount of money on NHL tickets, merchandise, TV packages, and whatever else over the past four decades, so it seems like a bit of a slap in the face that I can't watch the playoffs because I don't have cable and I don't want to pay for ESPN even though I FUCKING PAY FOR ESPN+.

$765 million.

You're on.

My son (20) is eating steak and French fries and I asked him if I could have a French fry so he picked one up and said "Here comes the airplane!" and flew it into my mouth and I am crying laughing because it's so stupid but it's also the first time anyone has done that to me in 50+ years.

I bet I could eat more cottage cheese in five minutes than anyone else on the planet.

Take a picture of the cartoon in the kitchen (I cooked so you do cleanup). I thought I had it but I can't find it.

I'll write you a note.

You're literally in bed by then.

That's where I went as well.

They should have called themselves Double Russels.

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I don't need this shit on a whatever day this is.

I feel like you're all going to see me in some kind of cowboy hat.

I tried to comment on this a thousand times but Bluesky wasn't having it but I want to make sure everyone knows the answer is Coco. It's Coco. I'm going to watch it now.