GOOD MORNING BISEXUALS

You know me so well 🥹

Love it

You can search for team.rivalry on Threads or I can just DM you all of my screenshots

How was the Rizzy event, did u guys have fun, was Con outrageous, tell me everything

The upside of this Heated Rivalry Fandom HOA situation is it’s made all the freaks and weirdos (pos) come out of the woodwork and I’m collecting them on Threads like Pokémon.

I could not make this up if I tried

Literally they have formed a group of “unofficial moderators” to pass judgment on the fandom. The founder has a cop car emoji in her bio.

You and me both, dude. When the founder told me the team was made up of vetted fans, my brain almost exploded

Middle aged white women desperate to be important joining their first fandom

I’m sure you can guess but why would you want to

Haaaaaa that’s exactly it

It’s definitely the most active fandom, but unfortunately that means that all the crazies are there too

I could not make this up if I tried

Omg one of these just popped up in my yard too!

Things were pretty normal for a while but it’s rapidly gone off the rails recently 😭

Eaten by 30-50 feral hogs I guess

The fact that they’ve managed to get this far in less than six months is impressive, honestly

I told myself I was not going to cause trouble in the Heated Rivalry fandom but they’re over on threads organizing a Morality Squad composed of 14 “vetted fans” and y’all I can’t do this again

The day before you WHAT?! Wow I’ve been gone a long time 😅 you made a whole ass human being! Congrats!

ANYWAY if this works I got a haircut and I feel pretty good about myself

AGAIN TODAY BLUESKY, SERIOUSLY????

They take so long to finish that luckily I have 1000 unfinished projects I can pick up and work on 😅

He would, tbh

I neglected it too long I guess…

😑

I was telling my nail tech about the snails while she painted the little snail!

I personally feel that he would get a “Property of Shane Hollander” tattoo like, right above his dick.

Kitty you beautiful genius I love you

And also why I just can’t get into tumblr, because I can’t handle shouting into the void with no interaction, which means I’m never on there enough to build relationships with people!