I would allow Brandon Sanderson to finish ASoIaF if at the end when when Sam presents the book A Song of Ice and Fire, they open it up and it's thw book of Mormon and Sam was really an allegory for Joseph Smith the whole time 😆

I put some prompts for scenes in my fantasy series into ChatGPT and it's actually really funny reading what it comes up with because without the full context of the world I've built, the stuff it comes up with is like way out there. It's very amusing.

I found out that I have 4 hours of PTO that I can use for next Wednesday. I have a concert im going to in Chicago on Tuesday and Chicago is 2 hours away so it'll be a late night. I thought I was going to be at work the next morning.

Can we go one Thanksgiving without someone being sick. Jesus Christ.

My mom texted me and asked me if I was working today...yeah it's a Tuesday 🤷‍♀️

Still from Chicken Little where Chicken Little as laying face down on the floor.

Sleeping babies .2 seconds after you walk away from them.

Seriously, why do they want to die?

Don't you usually just write your thoughts and feelings in a journal? Have I been doing this wrong my whole life 😅

Hey, my ex boyfriend gets out of federal prison today. So everyone be sure and wish him well. Six years in the big house is nothing for the shit you did, you sick pedophile fuck.

Screenshot from the movie V for Vendetta where V exclaims "My favorite film!"

Me every November 5th #VforVendetta

So just asking, are we allowed to make dark jokes about Dick Cheney or do we have to be afraid of yall trying to get people fired for not being sufficiently sad about his death too?

We had to say goodbye to our sweet kitty Jacqueline. There was just so many things wrong with her. It was just too much. I'm so sorry, Jackie. I wish we could have done more to help you.

Hey Wheel of Time peeps, do any of you know what chapter Rand talks to Min about Cadsuane putting him in a box?

My husband is suddenly very obsessed with me hearing how Kate Reading hits that line in the books lol

When someone commits suicide, there's always a people that come out and are so surprised because they never showed signs of being depressed.

But I don't find it surprising at all

I've become a shell of a person and no one has even noticed

I have to get up and pretend to be happy and keep going

While I was on maternity leave, my job paid my insurance deduction with the promise that I would pay them back when I returned and its like $500 getting taken out of every paycheck 🙃

That's crazy. I remember my daughter wrote her "name" (just the letter C) and her preschool screener was impressed that she could do that at only 3 years old.

It's gonna be great to go to work on 1 hour of sleep because my children can't spend more than 30 consecutive minutes asleep at the same time.

If I get pregnant again, I'm going to use Tylenol. I'd like to see them try to stop me.

My husband is mad at me right now and idek what I did

Picture of my 2 month old daughter in her car seat in the basket of a shopping cart. She looks to be half awake.

Cutest little shopping buddy

I was scrolling and my daughter stopped to point at this picture ang go "That you!" And I'm like that is not me 🤣

I guess my grandma is not the biggest fan of the name we have picked out for a girl and I'm like I'm not a fan of the fact that you named your kids Laura, Henry, and Lisa but here we are.

I'm just kidding. She's just old. She's probably never met a Rhiannon in her life.

Dear Wheel of Time Fandom, you all need to take a chill pill.

If WoT doesn't get renewed for a 4th season, everything will be okay. It will be disappointing for sure. But it's gonna be okay.

Yall are letting your fear of not getting another season ruin your ability to enjoy season 3.

I've lost 12 pounds since my first prenatal appointment. The Maternal Fetal Medicine specialist who feels the need to comment about what a lard ass I am on every report can suck it.

Losing 12 pounds in 4 months is a big accomplishment for anyone, let alone when you're pregnant!

Btw before anyone comes at me, I fully know that I'm fat. It's not a mind-blowing revelation, but am I so overweight that I need weight loss surgery? No. Absolutely not. I've actually lost 7lbs since the beginning of my pregnancy.

If you're fat and you get pregnant, prepare for Dr's to treat you like shit. I was just reading my ultrasound report, and at the very end it said "at 6-12 weeks postpartum possibly refer for surgical weight loss program."

It's shit like that cause people to develop eating disorders.

This baby needs to stop kicking me in the vagine 🤣 seriously I did not have this problem with the other kid

My neighbor stopped me and asked me if I side swiped her car yesterday and I told her no. Now she's probably gonna call cops on me.

Bitch I didn't hit your car. I'm gonna absolutely lose my shit if the cops knock on my door this afternoon.

They were so bitchy to me at my mfm appointment this morning. They were basically like, "You're diabetic. What do you expect."

I expect to have a little bit of compassion for working mom who has to drive almost an hour and a half to the doctor for three weeks straight. It's ridiculous.

Are they gonna get Thanos snapped? Why are they disintegrating?

This is literally the worst my life gas ever been