We’re feeling pretty in pink on #humpday

She got a new hole

It’s my birthday so everyone has to be nice to me

Got a new camera and you really can print whatever you want

We love to be home from work

They’re heavier sideways

Mid day mid week mid thigh

HelloFresh should have a feature where j can just list the things I tried and they were not good so I don’t accidentally choose them again

An hour and a half of snow blowing later

It’s not #fcf but I did make my bed

I am taking questions at this time

Whomst else has caught the bug in their workplace

I bought a dildo that’s more aspirational and decorative until further notice

Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift

Hi sir

My litmus test for “am I actually attracted to this person” is imagining them in clown make up. If I’m still down for the clown then it’s real

I got a new desk chair to be kinder to this 🍑

Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it

A photoshopped Spirit Halloween costume of Lou Wilson, where the costume reads "Knife witch. I'm a witch with a knife"

bestseller this year i hear

Happy Saturday

Good morning

The seasons? Storied. The bazaar? Grand.

Be honest are the necklaces too much?

The city of concord is just a dead zone

I feel underdressed which means I’m dressed the correct amount for this event

I did have a drink

Is wearing just a cardigan and a jock too obvious?

How I look thinking I’m friendly and approachable

[bunch of guys who haven't read a piece of fiction in 20 years] my feeling is the kids don't read anymore

I need someone to explain the appeal of sweat and musk to me