elmo says burn it all down in front of a fire Alt: elmo says burn it all down in front of a fire

I think they should be more concerned about the angry middle aged women who have given their last fuck

If only they knew how angry we truly are

Face tan mist fail

Face tan mist fail “the fact they refer to it as a "mist" x”

IVE GOT PERSONAL BEEF WITH THIS PRODUCT

Finally a trend I can participate in

I love them they are all so sweet and good humoured about it 😀

Ok this TikTok, and all the photos in the replies of other young women with the same results, has thoroughly cheered me up

✅ is depressed
✅ needs coffee
✅ hates mondays
✅ loves lasagna

Oh no. I’m Garfield

JFC the slopaganda is out of control

LOOKIN’ AT THE FISH!!!!!

Oh excellent! I can also suggest where to go to find good ducks (basically any of the city gardens that has a pond)

Life advice

Ultimately Silicon Valley’s fatal flaw is that it has a glut of losers in a loser echo chamber and they have no idea why nobody else thinks their ideas are good and fun

Well if you weren’t driving a monster truck, you’d be able to park your car into a standard parking spot.

Dickhead.

i’m such a stupid fucking mark for trying to “work” and “follow the law”

The number of people I have had stop in their tracks when I ask them that simple question of:

Is he “uncontrollably” angry when he smashes your things? Or does he magically never manage to smash *his own* or his boss’s things?

I never want to be a killjoy so I won't get in the way of people dancing in the streets when he drops dead but I think one reason everyone is so thirsty for it is we tacitly understand that to be the only consequence he'll ever face. Which sucks! There should be way more consequences

Be sure to read the whole thing.

I am going to bed at 10pm as a show of respect to internet hippo

Welfare helps people participate in society. It also moves money around the economy, keeping it healthy. They call it a “cost”.

AI cuts jobs, makes useless un-copyrightable content, raises the energy bills of anyone living near them, and makes no money. They call it an “investment”.

🙃

Please join me screaming randomly all week “LOOKIN’ AT THE FISH”

I think one of the hardest realisations I’ve had is having to accept just how much some people enjoy seeing other people suffer.

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

All parent need support but this article seems to completely ignore that the supports available to mothers - mother's groups, playgroups etc - exist because women ran them on a voluntary basis for decades, all while caring for their kids AND lobbying for funding to ensure they were sustainable

Lmao at this child

I don’t like knowing there are so many of theses guys out there but I do like learning who they are via something terrible happening to them

Who needs social security / medicare and who doesn't yet is what

Angus Taylor claims too many self-serving migrants are draining the nation The opposition leader will use his first major policy speech to warn that too many self-serving migrants have taken advantage of Australia and eroded the national culture.

Angus Taylor wants to talk about “self-serving migrants”, but the real problem is self-serving politicians and billionaires who peddle hate to distract from the endless pit of war, greed and rising inequality that they feed off.

Wild that Altman is being sued by his sister for repeated sexual abuse and that doesn’t come up in basically every conversation about him. I get that it’s alleged but if that shit was happening to someone else I feel like that would come up, particularly if that person had a history of lying a lot.

Meme of Smokey the Bear standing in front of the image of a burning warehouse with the text “ONLY LIVABLE WAGES CAN PREVENT WAREHOUSE FIRES.”

TikTok is enjoying America’s latest trend

hate it when the pope is weak on crime

Every day it’s “oh he actually did/said that? It’s not just a Bluesky joke?” 👀