40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody

41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

romance languages are cool because i only know spanish and i can still 80% translate that
also hell yeah

If I wanted to do as much damage to the medical system as I possibly could with the least power necessary I would probably write an article like this one.

Rasmus Jarlov on Twitter writes: "There is nothing to celebrate. Moving from average tariffs of less than 2% on trade between the USA and Europe to 15% under today’s deal will inevitably lead to inflation. Almost everything will become more expensive in both Europe and the USA, and we will all be worse off. The economic illiteracy in the White House is doing serious damage to the West." Stylish Skunk replies: "I have a feeling you have 0 idea what you're talking about. In fact I know you do." Rasmus Jarlov responds: "Of course. I am former minister of trade in Denmark and you are an anonymous Twitter profile. You probably know a lot more than me. For sure."

lol

Hello.

It's almost been 10 years since UNDERTALE released.

Now, I'm looking for your memories.

Let's turn back together.

Face the flower and speak.

memories.undertale.com

NEW YORK (AP) — Stephen Colbert tells studio audience CBS is canceling 'The Late Show,' to end in May 2026.

Acrylamide is found in any toasted grains. Like literally if you toast your bread for a little too long it'll have traces of it.

it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us

Avatar vs. Black Wolf YouTube video by Nate Edel

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cZq...

Dumbass

Orc city smoldered burned down in the wake of battle The ground soaked in a knuckles depth of blood and ash The savage cries of its defenders now silent and still as its ruin was overseen b the architect of its very destruction The orc wars were finally over There is noting more reviled than the orc said the elvish kk g

For the last 24 hours Twitter has been full of people mocking the everloving shit out of this “fantasy author” for trying to dunk on one of Hideo Kojima’s best creations: FAT MAN. If you’re wondering why everyone is making Orc City jokes, this is why:

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

i'm pretty sure the plan is that the place will get flooded out with climate change and they will "accidentally" leave the prisoners there to drown
remember that these people still believe in climate change, it's just financially disadvantageous to acknowledge it

this is true if you're an undertale fan and can't read
source: myself

Five years into AIDS you're dying of a cold.

punting on 2nd and 3 at the opponent’s 20 is something we will never ever see in football, because if a coach was trying to throw a game there are many more subtle ways of doing so. this is probably the closest thing to that we’re likely to see

Bart/Homer Simpson meme THIS IS THE HOTTEST SUMMER OF MY LIFE THIS IS THE COLDEST SUMMER OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries

the distracted boyfriend (whose role is portrayed by yours truly) looking at "ANCIENT 2000s WEB MEDIA THAT HAVEN'T HAD A SINGLE UPDATE IN 10+ YEARS (No Rest for the Wicked webcomic and Castle of Nations web animation), the upset girlfriend is FUN NEW MEDIA EXPERIENCES

pleasepleaseplease this can't be my new personality trait i am going to die of heartbreak everyday and also starve 😭😭😭

Does everyone miss tenna yet

it’s so funny that rightwingers do this “take care of yourself today ❤️” type shit about starting new foreign wars

When you're being interviewed by a journalist there's an expectation on both sides that you'll moderate your speech to come off as "reasonable".
Even if you wanted to say "because of racism" the journalism way is more like "the Israeli government doesn't want to make concessions to Palestinians".

if you want actual reasoning: "gas that makes it hard to breathe and eyes feel like they're burning" cant be distinguished between tear gas and nerve toxin by a random soldier, if said grunt mistakenly reports the latter their side might retaliate with actual nerve gas and then it's war crime city

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

watch what happens when i cast a spell i don't know