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Gone

Goodness - she has not had her coffee this morning. (being generous)

But, of course they managed to break English hearts along the way.

I can't say I got huge "sane" vibes reading his tweet.

I am a 2015 era player and relapsed only about 9 months ago, so I defer to you there!

Kalec burn mage is looking potentially gross - just out-aggroed in the current meta unfortunately!

Sure. I am having moderate fun but agree it is lopsided right now. Hopefully a balance patch sorts it out!

Try Unholy DK, one of the only decks favoured against imbue druid.

Ah, FinTwitter to the rescue...

Help! My FT live feed is not refreshing quickly enough. What happened to my taco?

I love that about 80% of my Bluesky feed are Arsenal fans. North London elite indeed!

Not enjoying the 'early tremors of the impending COVID pandemic' vibes currently coming from sober commentators.

The air conditioner from Brave Little Toaster

Lovely - sounds good for the soul.

Well... I suppose anything is preferable to interacting with real social media users!

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy — they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

I get an uncanny AI slop feel from some of the images...

Adventures: Brothers, Tale of Two Sons (Remake); River Tails; Unravel 2. Tabletop: Sunderfolk. Puzzle: Lego Voyagers; Captain Toad Treasure Tracker; Topdee and Toodee; Pico Park 2; Escape Academy; Portal 2 (duh). Action: Cuphead; Super Mario Bros Wonder; most Lego games.

Sorry, many obvious!

This is a special interest of mine. I don't want to bombard you - any particular flavour you want?

We're not yet able to detect it on a scan, I admit.

I didn't think that Tom Tugendhat had brainrot like this?

The Trump-as-mob-boss metaphor is simple but so often helpful in understanding his behaviour

This is rage bait; DM don't expect their commenters to feel any sympathy for this person.

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

Compare and contrast. Wes Streeting’s response to Gorton and Denton (left), via @pronouncedalva.bsky.social on X, and Keir Starmer’s (right)

Difficult not to read Streeting’s speech as directly responding to the position taken by Starmer

A party that is resolutely anti-bourgeois while being staffed and supported by the bourgeoisie is an intriguing and inevitably impossible strategy.

Anyway good luck attracting those Reform voters who hate you.