coming to collect by onthistangent summary: The guy is dressed casually in gray sweatpants and a loose-fitting gray tank top with a colorful print on it, with a backwards cap on his head. His hair is dark, curling slightly around his ears and wherever else it's escaping the containment of the cap. Brown eyes, full lips. Very handsome. So handsome, in fact, that Namjoon pauses to stare for a split second before he manages to shake himself out of it. "Um, hello. Can I help you?" Namjoon's gaze drops down and follows the length of a silver chain around the guy's neck to its end, where a simple circular pendant lands right between his well-defined pecs, the bulge of the muscles prominent through the fabric of the tank top. His eyes linger for a moment before he manages to force himself to look back up. The guy beams, hands in his pockets in a relaxed manner. "Hi, and sorry for bothering you at such a late time, but I'm here to collect a debt." - or: Namjoon has repeatedly forgotten to return the kimchi container of his acquaintance from a book club he attends. She sends her son to his house to get it back. It spirals pretty quickly from there.

Photo of Namjoon in a suit and thick-rimmed glasses looking very smart, next to a photo of Taehyung in a loose-fitting slutty tank top with his tongue poking the inside of his cheek in a teasing manner

ship: Namjoon/Taehyung rating: explicit tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Researcher Kim Namjoon | RM, Frat Boy Kim Taehyung | V, (or at least Taehyung gives off major frat boy vibes), Age Difference, Namjoon is in his early 40s and Taehyung is 25, Taehyung is weird and we're here for it, Namjoon is also here for it, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Blow Jobs, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Namjoon gets fucked good, Kim Taehyung | V is a Brat, but he's also hot so he's forgiven

✏️ coming to collect
✏️ #taejoon #BTSfic
✏️ 6.8k words / E-rated
✏️ age gap, PWP, researcher Namjoon, Taehyung with major frat boy vibes, Taehyung thinks Namjoon hasn't been fucked properly in a long time so he's just being helpful!

🔗 ao3.org/works/83232616

fantastic 🤎

namjoon:

taehyung, completely infatuated: shall I compare thee to my favourite pokémon

I knew I wasn’t crazy

😭😭😭😭😭

it's so gay it hurts

15.09.29 BTS fancafe update V three pics of hoseok's back at night on the street with colorful city lights in the background. the caption says "You. Only an exclamation can come out I can understand now why people look at you and go "oh.."" © letmesuga please take out with full credits

text: [151001] - Twitter Update (Video) a blurry black and white still of a video showing hoseok's back, walking down a street, with the caption "You're cool #Oh.."

Still of a video of hoseok dancing in front of a tv. "Hoseokie hyung is a #Oh.. kind of existence to me" Trans. credit: Mary @bts-trans © TAKE OUT WITH FULL CREDITS

151003 V twitter update still of a video showing black-haired hoseok in a black leather jacket and white shirt on a balcony, with a forest and mountains in the background. the caption says "As expected, you are #Oh.. #TaeProducer"

important to me that we don't lose the ancient vhope texts of when Taehyung used to post pics and videos of hoseok with the most romantic captions and tagged them #Oh

"You
Only an exclamation can come out
I can understand now why people look at you and go "oh.."

Today is THE day. It’s Turbo voting day. 60 votes instead of 30. Incredible! Go go go! 💜 #BTS
🗳️ vote.theamas.com

screenshot from bts swim dance practice sketch of namjoon in motion. he is wearing black boots with a bit of chunky heel

can we appreciate the heels

water falling— STOP ✋❌📢

they’re so adorable and soft-looking in those baggy clothes 🥹

"taehyung, head up" ok but why did it feel like hoseok said it to me 🫦 sorry sir- I mean boss- I mean-

thank you so much!!

can I ask what book/source you’re studying from? 💛

The fact tae has such good hand-eye coordination and is good with his hands terrifies me in a biblical manner.

wikihow man pointing at his own reflection in the mirror with a determined expression on his face

you don't actually hate what you're creating. if it was made by someone else, you'd like it. you'd say it's cool. you'd say it's inspiring. you can easily imagine another artist drawing this, and someone else liking it. you only doubt it because it's yours. stop. it's okay. you're allowed to be.

Jungkook in brown leather jacket, looking up contemplatively. Sub reads "No, I love being the youngest."

🥹

ready ready ready

for anyone who got Netflix for the comeback and planned to cancel, cancel nowwwwww

oh I didn't even notice the difference 😭 I wish they did it more often

a man is standing in a parking lot with his arms outstretched . Alt: jungkook skipping happily like a bunny across a parking lot

feels so good to be right 🥰

you come to my yard — you eat my barbecue

taejoon date confirmed 😌🙂‍↕️💛

screencap of yoongi in the run BTS 2.0 trailer. he's wearing a black cap with earflaps, a black puffer jacket, and black track pants with white stripes. his clothes engulf him and he looks soooo tiny. he's standing with a wide stance, arms slightly out, face perfectly round with his mouth pursed into an o. I will eat him

also guys look at him he's three apples tall

so boyfriend

tae coming into a room with an excited face (from the new run bts teser)

jimin coming into a room with an excited face

PLS

they’re finally letting us in <3

puppy play cam

omg run bts teaser looks so fun 🥺 like in the soop!! also was that them choosing rooms again 😭