Mr Decent has done a lot of bad things in his short tenure but this could be the worst of all.

Hold on. It's glossed over by the Guardian reporting Cat Little's testimony but this detail seems...significant? Hard to say due process has been followed if formal approval was omitted. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I will always like this sentiment. In this (and not just this) the Wobblies had it right.

Imagine migrating 6,000 miles to be traded for a gallon of best ale.

Nail it on a fucking wall

McLaundering.

Look, forcing down the pay of everyone else is hard work! These guys deserve every penny they chisel from our pointless, miserable lives.

I would take it to a dinner party on a platter and look at it with pride until someone took me to one side and asked me whether I was "OK".

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I'll do the Change.org petition, you write 4,000 polite letters urging billionaires to "take a niceness course" and the problem will. be. solved.

This is a great bit. Whoever did it should get the Turner Prize.

Hold on Barry, I'm convinced a forthright letter writing campaign might hold the key here.

This is like all the farmers upping sticks to pan for gold.

Sadly I'm sure he and his snide little friends have already seen it and had a "right old laugh." There simply is no use in throwing our most dazzling pearls before these swine.

Sir Keir should submit himself for vetting.

Somehow this is going to go terribly and they will finish 8th.

From Anticon to Verymuchprocon. Distressing stuff.

I'm hearing a bit of David Gray deep in the mix there, Andy. Spectacular stuff.

It's worse than that, Barry. I may not be able to access BBC Verify content when I need it most.

I hear it. This morning my favourite site (BBC News) is telling me I can't read another article without creating an account and signing in. The walls are rapidly closing in.

I actually work as a Veracity Clerk at the High Court and can confirm this is completely true. Believe it or not, 7,254 UK lawyers were struck off last year after lying in court. We just buzz the judge and off they go. It's a brilliant system.

The "Prompt Appendix" is worth the price of admission alone. In some ways you have to admire Matt for trying 200 different prompts to create the perfect AI version of Cheryl Baker.

Could Sir Keir be the worst manager in the history of organisational management? Not for me to say, but insiders say yes!

Eerily familiar. Not connected to anything contemporary of course, but it's uncanny how these things happen to our most competent citizens.

Why not? McSweeney was his creature and Starmer's right hand man. Mandelson's firm attracted everyone to its Conference party. The media feted him as a visionary guru. And everything Labour did was predicated on suppressing the left.

It all seems to assume Mandelson was some sort of outsider, brought in externally for the ambassador role when he was intricately involved with Starmer's Labour. He was arguably running the show, while helping out lobbying clients. We are supposed to ignore all of this.

I'm confident that if you poll the fanbase there will be broad support for "resurrecting ethically discredited eugenics techniques to breed players who can improve our xG by 3 goals per season".

Legend

Sir Keir is now accusing "officialS" in the Foreign Office of withholding information. We have to assume he hasn't exhausted the supply of sacrificial civil servants. If we can keep the bodies coming, the PM may live to fight another day!

I just want some grizzled scout in Lapland or somewhere to come up with a 70 goal a season monster. Is that too much to ask?

He's prosecuting his own competence here.