[Walking into the bank]

I see debt people

OK this only looks cool now out of a mix of novelty and nostalgia. This is not objectively cool and was not at the time.

🤌

Milk will be $4 a gallon if they ever close the Strait of Hormoos. No YOU shut up!

I’m brain-broke, but not “thinks it’s okay for Texas to engage in aggressive mid-decade redistricting without blue states responding in kind” brain-broke.

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

The cat Rocky sitting proud reclining master of the bed blanket

For the faith, for the way of the sword!

Instead off czars appoint chers

WE NEED A CHER OF BLUESKY

Massive Attack : Mezzanine | Treble 100, No. 68 | Treble With the release of their third album Mezzanine, Massive Attack took their signature trip-hop sound to a much darker place

'Mezzanine' dropped most of Massive Attack’s pretense of a good time whether in the streets or in the sheets, adding wobbly guitars to a digitized facsimile of brooding modern rock.

Icmpeanus

i just ddos'd my penus

Virginia voters approve Democrats' redistricting plan, giving the party a midterm election boost NBC News projects Democrats will be able to enact a new proposed map designed to net them up to four seats, as they push for control of the narrowly divided House.

BREAKING: Virginia voters approve a Democratic redistricting plan that could allow the party to pick up as many as four new seats in the midterm elections, NBC News projects.

I fucking bought a Nissan because of you

When I chose this silly name I thought it would make people laugh, I never expected it to confuse a vast subset of slack-jawed MAGA Republicans. I am NOT the actor Liam Neeson. Jesus you people are dumber than fucking landscaping rocks.

it's 20% off right now! Buy it please

You just gotta take his keys

graphics showing a first person view of a pair of feet in a large pot with boiling water, fire and smoke around the sides of the pot. text below: the cannibals have caught you! they tie you ip and dump you in a large iron pot. a red fog swims before your eyes and you lose consciousness. the adventure is over. you are dead. (to the right, user interface - directions, inventory box, help, dig, load, save, quit). at the bottom, the game title in large stylized font.

i was a cannibal for the fbi, game over screen, amiga (1991) www.mobygames.com/game/29431/i...

nice broken image post, you idiot, you rube

Walking behind old people

later, I receive a DM to advertise some weed products

Storm at sea 🌊
#sea

i’ve kind of given up hoping but it would be nice if apple did some kind of neurodiversity-friendly options for ios, similar to other accessibility settings. turning every calendar into a literal alarm you have to dismiss or snooze would be near the top of my list

Bluesky's image function is currently affected by the sophisticated attack of a dev dropping their big ass down hard on a "Delete Everything" button they keep in the office. Mario party ground pound style.

Just like the white-winged dove, she crapped all over a statue. Ooh, ooh, ooooh.

it’s so cool how you just *know* this will result in republicans calling the election rigged because they’re too stupid to understand that every single vote cannot all be counted at this exact same time

arlington voters when governor spook does a ballot initiative:

Rather than spank your children you need to be able to settle your issues with them through words. For example I invented a fictional older son and put pictures of him all around the house and tell my other children it would be a shame if they didn't eat their vegetables and wound up like "Eric"

It's so cool how correlation equals causation

Might become an online pundit and post the most obvious, rudimentary observations in dissertation-speak.