Reasons for separation, as listed on the record of employment:
- Insufficient alcohol consumption
- Inadequate promotion of “team bonding” through sexual relationships with random colleagues
- Failure to meet the boss’s tribute quota
as unlikely as it may seem, somehow the Shitwit Brigade of Witkoff, Kushner and Couchfuck McGee were actually making headway — but then Preznit Fuckwit started posting once again about how he was going to bomb the shit out of Iran if they didn’t dance to his tune, at which point the Iranian negotiating team was all ‘why the fuck are we even talking to you?’
so, Donny's ace team of parking lot negotiators were actually close to a deal with Iran, when Donny blew it all up by tweeting infantile threats. awesome job, you fucking idiot. take a victory lap. I mock all that shit in today's post. thank you for your attention to it. link is here: bit.ly/3QkGa5v
After his broker confirmed the buy orders and his sons reported their Polymarket bets were placed, President Trump announced an extension to the ceasefire deal on Truth Social.
We need more of that. Tell them exactly who they are to their faces. Show the world their vile idiocy, hypocrisy, and cruel immorality.
Not that “truth is somewhere in between” posturing of the mainstream media.
Thank you for that.
To avoid becoming numb, a country has to confront corruption at every level, regardless of scale or how high it reaches.
Not the hesitant, meek responses of Biden's era, but a serious, comprehensive Nuremberg-style crackdown that signals real accountability.
If the state can compel a person to use her body for another without consent, shouldn’t that principle extend to other cases—bleeding state senators at will because someone needs a blood transfusion?
He is a man of faith who installed the thing closest to the image of Antichrist as his idol.
Not according to the 77M morons.
If your commander-in-chief is being excluded from military operations (coz he’s a lunatic) and blocked from accessing the nuclear codes (coz he’s a lunatic), you’re overdue for a new commander-in-chief.
Can you publish it in some places other than WaPo?
A convicted felon, traitor, rapist and likely pedophile is killing thousands in a war he started to cover up his pedophilia (and make money on the side), but we are concerned with a crude joke.
We did something dumb, so we need to commit crimes to cover it up.
You've got to love the Red State voters: voting for the same people who've been fucking you up for generations.
So to recap:
-$160 BILLION+ unconstitutionally collected in tariffs from 🇺🇸 corps, despite Trump saying foreign co’s pay
-they pass that cost to us
-Now corps collect the💰back… from us?🤔
heads they win, tails we lose!😕🤷🏼 (almost like this was the plan all along)
Crony capitalism, in practice:
- Illegal tariffs are imposed
- Consumers—and to some extent businesses—bear the cost
- Both push back against the tariffs
- The challenge succeeds
- Refunds flow to businesses
- Executives collect the bonuses; consumers get higher bills
The Israeli army struck civilians in the Lebanese city of Mayfadoun.
And then, the Israelis double-tapped the medics who arrived onto the scene.
And then, they triple-tapped the next wave of medics.
And then, they did it one more time for good measure.
If, and there is absolutely no evidence or truth to it, the average IQ in Somalia is 70, it is still 40-50 points higher than the average IQ of the MAGA voter.
In another universe, he would have been kept under constant supervision of mental health professionals in an asylum.
No, it's capitalism.
Caitlyn Jenner: “Mr. President, my passport has an ‘M’ on it. What does that mean?”
Senile Satan: “The ‘M’ stands for moron. You were stupid enough to support me.”
The Trump administration is considering a bailout for the United Arab Emirates over economic losses sustained as a result of the U.S. war with Iran. President Trump and his family also happen to have extensive business ties with the UAE. trib.al/CpCz4Oc
The reports of cracks emerging in his GOP support have been appearing nonstop since January 6, 2021.
Free speech absolutism.
Satisfying the urge to kill schoolchildren in a remote country is more important than supporting allies under attack.
I also suspect that his face color is not natural.
Joe Rogan's adaptability is amazing.
Maybe you're wrong.
Maybe Sauron is his hero, and he reads the whole book as a tragedy.
Ossoff: "How does American politics really work? It's coin operated. Money goes in, favors come out. It's been running on secret money, corporate money, billionaire money ... all of this gave rise to a depraved president who exploits this rot to empower and enrich himself"
