I’ll take it!

You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few sections of the Constitution, dozens of laws, reams of judicial orders, and most basic human rights.

If Deadpool was a chair

Living through the Phantom Menace is even worse than watching it.

I can't wait for the Greatest Depression

Me, every morning

Last Wednesday two things happened to me that were exciting in the exact same way: the tariff announcements and 12 hours of intense food poisoning.

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It’s a tie!

Google’s Gemini is like a 3 year-old trying to help with brain surgery. And you can’t make them leave.

The number of times a day I tell websites/apps that I’m not interested in their AI offering has to be 8. Stop trying to make fetch a thing

I worked on that game a bit!

We’re excited to announce the next big thing in gaming. No. BIGGER!

Battle Monsters, our brand new restoration of the 1992 classic Battle Masters. Officially licensed with the Titans of the Monsterverse: Godzilla, King Ghidorah, Kong, and Mechagodzilla!

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The election is slowly galvanizing me into Batman

Yes. That’s why I’ll make next to zero money

Every meeting I’ve had today has been an existential crisis about our industry

America relapsed

GOP delenda est

Weird plot twist. Three negative covid tests over 36 hours. 8 days past my first symptoms. And 10 since exposure. My flight for Gen Con leaves in a few hours

I’ll still be masked.

I’m already feeling better but I’m still wicked contagious. I light up a test real real fast

Don’t tell me how to do my job, Dave

How very 2020. I’m so old fashioned

I have Covid and unfortunately will miss Gen Con this year. Please buy 8-10 of my games.

When the restaurant bathrooms are also The Tomb of Horrors

Bad dreams are part of the design

You’ll win. The first episode isn’t the easiest so try others and see how that goes

I have no idea. This is the first I’m hearing of this.

I forgot to smile. Sorry!

Brush lightly with olive oil and broil. Pay very close attention to it and move slices around. Toast both sides.