Ok this was a good batch of Anzac biscuits

Ok I won’t

They do more than just briefs too

Do it! Lets me Buddy buddies!

Ok let’s sketch out a new one I thought about while on the plane

I saw a thirst trap of someone in these and needed some for myself to do the same. Buddy owes them commission

Goddamnnnn 🥵

Fixing the toilet while we’re on the plane, we’re gonna just fall straight outta the sky aren’t we

I love my parents, but being on holiday with them is infuriating. Can’t wait to get to make my own decisions again rather than having every move planned out by my father

Flying back to Newcastle, I’m gonna miss Perth even more now. How long before I pack up and move over here?

Maybe if it was longer, it’s kinda half attempted

The mullet-afro combo takes the cake I think

There are some really questionable haircuts in my brothers hockey 🏑 team

Nah, these ones are at least 12 months old, wore the same ones in Perth this time last year too

I lured my dad and my brother back in with me at least

Banksia boy hits King’s Park again

Surrender My Heart, but Shadow is certainly up there!

Getting there anyway, 50km regularly is my goal for cycling

Me emerging from the ocean to convince @gooseworx.bsky.social to join us in the water

Swam out around the pylon at Cottesloe beach with my brother after a shorter 20km ride today. Not bad considering I’m not much of a swimmer

Did 45km with my brother today on the bike, Newcastle and Lake Macquarie councils need to get some tips off Perth for their bike tracks

I’m sorry to everyone else, but my niece is the best and you all can’t compete with her

Someone in Perth already saying to me that Newcastle is basically just in Sydney. So I’m just gonna clap back at them that Margaret River is in Perth then right?

Reminder : Carly Rae Jepsen didn't invent emotions for you to waste them feeling sympathy for a facist dickhead

I’m coming Ruby

This will be my first flight since reading that scene in Role Model and The Long Game… Will there be a man on my flight for me to confess my love to?

No mirror in this one like my usual sauna, so window reflection will have to do

Only if you’re gonna meet me there 😉

Needed to specify that it was infrared so you perverts didn’t have other thoughts