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Posts by John Cullinan

Is the AI going to have insomnia for me? Just write something! And if you’re not good at it and it doesn’t fill you with joy FIND SOMETHING THAT DOES!

(This message has been brought to you by “these 380 pages have taken me a few years, but they’re *mine* goddammit!”)

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An ad for Chapter AI promises automatic novel writing miracles, comparing itself to the features of Claude.

An ad for Chapter AI promises automatic novel writing miracles, comparing itself to the features of Claude.

FUCK (and I cannot stress this enough) YOU!

Seriously, if you haven’t laid awake at night arguing with your main character in your head, can you really call yourself a novelist?

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Went to see Project Hail Mary last night. It's one of those rare movies that does justice to the book it was based on. I'm a "sees the movie in my head" type of reader, and this one matched up. I enjoyed the hell out of it. A+

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Such a deep performance.

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A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

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Today’s uniform
#fuckice

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Cawmint

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JD Vance Booing should be an Olympic event where everyone who participates gets a gold medal.

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Ok but like isn't this the second or third time Air Force One had to turn back during an Atlantic crossing. I know we all want it to be about Trump, but what if they forgot to pack Stephen Miller in the earth of his homeland, and had to turn back before crossing the water?

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Pardon me, sir. Do you have a few moments to talk about our lord and savior, Rudolph?

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Oh my, yes

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Saw them in Philly on that same tour. Great show!

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Pi Day is for math. Piesgiving comes without pop quizzes.

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THANKS BE TO PIE!

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In case it hasn’t already been obvious, the regime is redefining what a human person is. And they’re attempting to do it on a global scale.

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This speech, y’all

“Generative A.I., the thing that drives our whole economy right now, is a perfect metaphor for the abject failure of imagination on the part of the powerful.”

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So, I’ve talked in church about “my friend the octopus” during my series on gratitude this month. After service yesterday, one of my members hands me a gift bag with “a little thrift store find.” It gets pride of place next to my labyrinth. ❤️

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Support Help Me Help Lancaster Improv Players! on ExtraGive Doing my part to make Lancaster a funnier place. Saving the world one Waffle House joke at a time.

Hi, friends! Can you help me raise some funds for Lancaster Improv Players? Visit my ExtraGive page on Friday, 11/21, and then join us that night for LIP's improv Mini-Fest from 6pm-midnight (I'll be your host for the 7pm hour).

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Breaking the algorithm for fun and ... profit? Nope, just fun.

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PUNY HUMAN!

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Slipping dogs their meds in some peanut butter is pretty common, but it was just yesterday that I realized there is ABSOLUTELY NO RULE that says I couldn't also do that for myself. And now I'm furious at how much I've missed out on that opportunity.

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Sunset starts on Puget Sound. This has been a lovely visit.

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🤣

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And the pharmacy’s closed

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Am trapped.
Please send whiskey and Archie comics.

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Fortune cookie slip that reads “Be gentle with yourself, you’re doing the best you can.”

Fortune cookie slip that reads “Be gentle with yourself, you’re doing the best you can.”

Panda Express: $8 for the Panda Bowl, $30 copay for the therapy.

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I sing “cuckoo bananapants” to the uh-oh spaghetti-os jingle

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True PA moment: the only local police moment was on officer on his car bullhorn saying, “If you parked in the Wawa lot, please move your vehicle or it will be ticketed.”

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