Me when my boss asks me to do something explicitly listed in my job description

Quite a duo they are 😂

Being very thorough.

This diva has taken residence on my roof.

Stop, you’re adorable 😍

Happy Birthday! Hope it’s a lovely day!!

Toni Colette signing on to a new movie

Happy Birthday, you glorious human! I hope this is one of your best years yet 💕

Watching the movie Tusk for the plot

The plot:

Pro tip: a 6-mile walk and some weed can partially restore your faith in humanity.

Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Piping hot 🥵

Yes it is!! 😍

Hi!! 💕

Let’s all celebrate that twink not winning a single thing.

😘😘😘

Thank you!!

New glasses, who dis?

one of the og heartthrobs - rest in peace eric dane !!

Adorable! 🥰

Just finished If I Had Legs I’d Kick You and god DAMN Rose Byrne is incredible.

I love bush.

This is apparently my 30s.

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

Do you ever just take some BOMB ASS nudes?

a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a cat . ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a cat .

I work out at the local Y.

And I spend the majority of my workout gawking at the hot dads, oscillating between:

“Does your wife know you’re a homosexual?”

And

“I can suck it better, I promise.”

Snowy days call for extra coffee.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.

Fuck ICE. Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck Republicans. Fuck Democrats who sit idly by while Americans are gunned down in the streets. Fuck Christians using religion to justify murder and oppression.

This nation is being led by the dumbest imaginable people.

Honestly, this math tracks.