I need to talk to a gay theatre person!!!

I need to drive to Palo Alto after class tmr just to listen to the hacked crosswalk buttons

I fucking hate it here!!!! 😭😭😭😭

I need Nicholas Duvernay emotional, spiritually, and sexually right now!!!!

Chudai

“The American people want to know, is Elmo now or has he ever been a member of the Communist Party of the United States?”

I had my 2nd 3 way kiss at the club tonight!!!

I just did a whole audition in a really bad French accent. Guess you can call me Mr. Wi Wi Ho Ho Ho Baguette

When a local community college wants me to come in a teach a Stage Combat: Rapier workshop :)

I fucking spilled poppers down my nose and burnt the shit out of my sinuses and throat 😡

Paloma Diamond was SNUBBED!!!!

I’m 90% sure TSA took a hit of my poppers cause that shit was not where I left it in my suitcase and it was not closed all the way 🤨

The government needs to prioritize our needs

I’ll know if he’s the one if he gets me a Jonathan “Carrie” necklace

That frat at Austin University doing the Nupes is my new Roman Empire

This stomach bug sucks but at least I’ll be skinny for LA

Nothing makes me feel more single than my work giving me Valentine’s Day off

Is it so difficult to imagine your life with me in it?

✨ In my Samantha Jones era ✨

Is it wrong to fuck a friend/crush’s ex?

I’ve decided I’m too young to be dating and deleted Bumble and Tinder off my phone

The only thing I want in life is to get married on Lake Como, Italy in a Vivienne Westwood dress to the most gorgeous man ever! Is that too much to ask????

I’m already having withdrawals!!!!

His birthday gifts are arriving 7 days early 🙃

I got him a few birthday presents and it cost me over $100!!! What is this inflation!!!

“We accept the love we think we deserve”

New year, same hoe

Happy New Years!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

I think he hates me :(

He left me on delivered 🙃