then ur thing doesnt make sense weirdo

u said yyz. thats yyc.

I think that's exactly the sort of thing toronto would go for

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

justin trudeau really is margaret trudeau's kid huh

Huge Black Friday lineup turns out to just be for Food Bank HAMILTON, ON - Local residents this morning report driving past an excitingly long lineup and assuming it was for a blowout Black Friday sale, before realizing that it was just a regular queue for a b...

Huge Black Friday lineup turns out to just be for Food Bank

"You do makeup? And paint your nails? And wear jewelry? B-b-but you're nonbinary, and I perceive those things as gendered! How can you expect basic respect if you also want to engage in things that help you express yourself and make you feel confident!"

-actual sentiments I hear all the time

when our former pm is in tabloids its just another reminder that history is a circle

do miss using my cleavage to hold onto my vape, i tried to rest it there today and it just rolled off

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

there needs to be a notification for it that will wake me from my sleep

[politics understander just read the niemoller poem]
oh hell yeah thats loads of people before they come for me that will buy loads of time , sick

The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good

i would love to go to New Orleans and Louisiana to learn more about the Grand Déménagement

my gender is playing musical chairs with binary gendered washrooms

Homosexual gay people

maybe the last thing that could unify our divided society is if we all finally admit that COMMERCIALS SUCK NOW

Grave marker for Noble S. Butt

Noble Butt

I am issuing a global opt-out on Katy Perry news

Do you ever just get sad about how many people have fully embraced anti-intellectualism?

I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face. -Andre the Giant

It feels good to have been right about NFTs. You gotta admit.

I'm at the age where I'm young to older people and I'm old to the younger people.

never do business with family. or friends. or acquaintances or strangers. just lie still in a dewy glade until the screeching of locusts drives unto you the foretold ecstasies.

Trying to act normal in front of my cat when i'm high and it's exactly like living with my parents

HBO should fire Bill Maher and give his time slot to Stephen Colbert.

“preferred pronouns” makes it sound optional no its not

Opinion Guest Essay Is it time to Stop Snubbing Your Right-Wing Family? July 13, 2025 9:00 a.m. ET

i know i am late on this but is there more glaring example of the utter lack of agency the right wing is afforded

where is the guest essay taking the right-wing family to task for being such assholes that their own family members snub them

every relationship needs someone who can parallel park and someone who has a very strong opinion about how to load a dishwasher and-- most importantly-- these cannot be the same person

The Bear is a highly realistic, grounded show, except for the fact that when they try each others new food, they never rub their bellies and go “mmm, yummy yummy!”