"honey, if you're going to do your techno, please take it out back by the garbage cans"

I like to say "I have my good days and I have my bad days" without getting specific on the ratio

articles are so dumb. "Watch Robot run marathon faster than human!", yes, we already have machines called cars that go fast.
"AI creates more songs than any human!", again, like saying you're impressed by a paper weight on a synthesizer "Makes song longer than any human ever could!". dumb

the star wars hotel was an abject failure, they should've made a Deep Space 9 hotel instead. no "interactive story" or anything needed, just slap some forehead makeup on the bellhop and give me the Klingon restaurant and a Dabo table and I'm set for the week.

with weed legal now, the "420 Day!" shit is like making a big show of having a beer on International Beer Day

buzz buzz

have tickets to see the Blue Jays play next month, it's going to be exciting to see what random group of players will be playing, and if I've heard of any of them

staying up late to play a video game is normal... waking up early to play is when I know there's a problem

but when do I get a gritty, realistic Street Fighter movie that's a metaphor for trauma?

no idea if it will be good, but leaning into the stupidity is a good place to start

heard about it from other streamers that know him personally, and they were like "not real, and if it is, 100% will not happen"

oh no, I can read about all the terrible news and shit people are saying about, whatever shall I do

basing your entire life on maximizing status and appearance, and then immediately crumbling when your ego takes even a single hit, probably unrelated, doesn't mean anything.

hell yeah, that's our souvenir of choice, every trip needs a magnet

whoever said they wanted to stop teen pregnancies? being anti birth control and anti abortion means they want teens having babies

name of current game being played slowly creeps up phone auto correct suggestions

pornhub video titles are getting worse and worse

it's OK film, I'm here if you need me to pull you back to vent

when the two best looking / stupidest people in your high school start dating

I'm a riddle, no wrapping please and hold the enigma

don't like making to-do lists irl, but am drawn to video games which require a built in to-do list function.

it's like I'm a puzzle with only 2 pieces

I had to move like 5 times in 6 years at one point, and all my stress dreams are about moving.

what I'm saying is I'm not very complicated, mentally

need

you guys got me on to Satisfactory and it's ruined my life. mustache is cool tho

if all the internet did was show me this comic once a day I think I'd be much happier, overall

got a sincere reply today to a joke they didn't get, I'm finally getting the full bluesky experience

my life's loot table is shit

sucks going to bed at a decent time and still waking up tired just because I didn't go to bed at a decent time the previous several weeks

I don't get into many heated arguments with people on the internet, must be doing something wrong