My secret weapon against sickness is to loudly complain about how I think I’m starting to get sick. All symptoms disappear and I look dramatic and annoying. It works every time.

I have been watching sister wives. I want some sister wives.

Despite the fact that this kid didn’t tell me they were also dying their own hair hands and mustache, and the fact that they brought all the dye with them, and that I only said yes to putting streaks in my kid’s hair —-This kid’s parents are gonna lose it lol I’m so nervous rn.

My kid and his friend had a sleepover and dyed their hair last night without permission and supervision. They did not use gloves and his friend dyed their mustache hair as well. Reader, they don’t have any “mustache hair” and there’s just a black smear all around their top lip this morning. Oh god.

I’m bored and I wish I was getting a fun package in the mail or a new puppy or hanging out with a baby or something

We just asked our electrician if it’s easy to replace the bulbs on the porch light he’s installing and he said “no, but as long as I’m living you’ll have me to do it.”

That is a pretty serious commitment imo.

I can’t stand that “it’s called manifesting, look it up” lady’s whole schtick. It makes me feel like pinching.

This is intriguing. Im definitely going to try to go to tj’s this week

I found it on Amazon, but I’m not going to order it after all because it’s like 3x the price. I’m just gonna get it in person.

I didn’t know this existed, I’m gonna order it. I’m intrigued by new wash but I don’t want to buy a big thing of it for $$ if I might not like it.

I’ve used some conditioning masks of theirs and they do smell really nice

I just asked because before I started using shampure I kept hearing that it smells amazing but to me it smells strongly of plastic. For olaplex I read that it’s a little citrus-y. Light to non existent scent is good!

I have this in my shopping cart. Does it smell good?

What’s your favorite shampoo? I’m looking to switch things up. Currently I use Aveda Shampure.

Also why does it sound like both of them are struggling to get each word out of their throats. It reminds me of how rfk jr cough talks

How do you have like 5 ppl helping you write a song and no one at any point tells you “ain’t it hard keepin it so hardcore” is painfully corny?

They got an Oscar for that 🥹

I just watched a live performance of Bradly cooper and lady Gaga singing Shallow. It’s so funny how stupid that song is and how seriously they take it