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Posts by Dieting Hippo

Screenshot from the RetroAchievements rich presence status box saying "Parappa is rappin' awful in line for the toilet with 0 points."

Screenshot from the RetroAchievements rich presence status box saying "Parappa is rappin' awful in line for the toilet with 0 points."

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Who do I gotta talk to about getting more cover illustrations gigs???
@heavymetalofficial.bsky.social
@marvelcomicshqs.bsky.social @dccomics2023.bsky.social

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A tune I made entirely within the Hypnospace Outlaw sequencer. A fun little tool that has some neat quirks to work with @jaytholen.net

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oof, hope everything stays safe for you

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the a stands for ASS

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btw i'm not forgetting this fuck doing animal abuse by magdumping a gator. sucks society put pressure on him to do meth and break his bones but he's the one that pulled the trigger until the clip was clear.

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Oh my god. Oh my god babe. I'm on cnn․com and (checks door is closed so kids can't hear) the minions died.

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i wouldn't put meth in my milk but i'm built different.

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the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

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no one even said what he overdosed from so you know it's embarrassing, like too many wheatgrass shots or he tried to chug a gallon of milk too fast

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my friends are playing a new game called sol cesto and this is literally the only thing i can think of whenever they mention it it's a problem

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Tuesday Toughie's Late Nite Swim

Tuesday Toughie, boat jawed, rash pink skin, built like Adonis, is underwater. He's completely nude except for his iconic cap. 

"OH NO! I FELL ASLEEP WHILE BATHING IN THE TUB!" he thinks.

"...well, at least I THINK that's where I fell asleep," he also thinks.

He then thinks, "But this doesn't feel like bathwater."

We then see a toilet in a bathroom where the lights have been turned off. Tuesday Toughie's thought bubble emerges from the bowl: "It's way too clean."

Tuesday Toughie's Late Nite Swim Tuesday Toughie, boat jawed, rash pink skin, built like Adonis, is underwater. He's completely nude except for his iconic cap. "OH NO! I FELL ASLEEP WHILE BATHING IN THE TUB!" he thinks. "...well, at least I THINK that's where I fell asleep," he also thinks. He then thinks, "But this doesn't feel like bathwater." We then see a toilet in a bathroom where the lights have been turned off. Tuesday Toughie's thought bubble emerges from the bowl: "It's way too clean."

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THE ZEIT ZEIGER (2026-04-14)

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speechmaster

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idk what to tell you about this one. tune in though if you want to watch me eat those filipino cheese rings

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Music not subject to industry astroturfing:
- Call your bank and ask to be placed on hold
- Songs about birds you learn at summer camp
- Public-domain recordings including the Voyager Record
- Rhythmically kicking a hollow log in the woods

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payola

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Lights, camera, action! If you've got a Game Boy camera in a drawer somewhere, fish it out for this picto-jam running from May 1st to May 10th! Happy snappin!
itch.io/jam/gb-camer...
#gameboy #gameboycamera #photography #retrogaming

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22 Short Films About Springfield first aired on 14th April 1996, making Steamed Hams thirty years old today.

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day4 #dogpitjam
#gamedev #godot

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a preeny + edge #phtr6g

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I shit you not, this is an actual feature I recently added to the patreon www.patreon.com/posts/154540...

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I had a vision

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sorry I have been so quiet, I am in a very bad place right now

to know why read this www.tumblr.com/modmad/81225...

if you want proof read this www.tumblr.com/timmyreads/8...

nobody official has replied. I don't know what to do. I hope people knowing will help #mrpuzzles #smg4 #glitch #plagiarism

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*Victory music*

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Trivia: The wheelchairs/bodies in this strip are copied from the Dadow art from the short lived art "upgrade" from 2009. The legs are crumpled because they came after an arc where Dadow broke his legs. He made no canon appearance in the wheelchair, and was next seen with a robot body.

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Chug is checking the guys in at the hospital.
Chug: Hey, my friend and this ex-lawyer who is also an anti-games activist have been bitten by a rattlesnake in a sensitive area.

Nurse: Do they have insurance?
Chug: Not my problem.

Chug: Due to homophobia, they want to request that the venom be sucked out by a female doctor, or possibly some sort of pump if you have that.

Shadow: I won’t sexualize it at all. As long as it’s a woman. Sorry about my hangups. I recognize that I need to change, but that’s just where I’m at in my life journey.

Nurse: We don’t have any female doctors available at this time, but we do have a nonbinary doctor who was assigned female at birth. Would that be alright?

Shadow: I wish I wasn’t OK with that, but I still have growing to do. I’ll take them.

Chug is checking the guys in at the hospital. Chug: Hey, my friend and this ex-lawyer who is also an anti-games activist have been bitten by a rattlesnake in a sensitive area. Nurse: Do they have insurance? Chug: Not my problem. Chug: Due to homophobia, they want to request that the venom be sucked out by a female doctor, or possibly some sort of pump if you have that. Shadow: I won’t sexualize it at all. As long as it’s a woman. Sorry about my hangups. I recognize that I need to change, but that’s just where I’m at in my life journey. Nurse: We don’t have any female doctors available at this time, but we do have a nonbinary doctor who was assigned female at birth. Would that be alright? Shadow: I wish I wasn’t OK with that, but I still have growing to do. I’ll take them.

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