What vibe am I giving when my go-to greeting on dating apps is "wussup big dog?"

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My dog, randi savage, eyes closed in the bath being a brave girl

Medicated bath for the itchy gal

One of the most underrated cartoons

It's "Heeyyy....come on...be honest.."

Good work! You're a natural.

All three of my animals hate the album Treats by Sleigh Bells

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Orange bad boy cat, tito. And good sweet baby angel pitbull randi having a vibey relax on the bed

Stinky’s angels

This joke isn’t going to land at all

Skor is the Seagram’s of english toffee.

I've been April foolin' myself all year.

It’s the moment I’ve been looking forward to all winter. The eagerness to enjoy having all my windows open so I can listen to my neighbor run a gas powered hedge trimmer for an hour and a half straight.

you love to hear it.

The pillow cases DO be sliding off all the time though.

I 100% endorse the Serta memory foam cooling pillows. That pillow case slips down in the middle of the night and it’s almost shocking how cold they are.

you're going to need a speed limit over there

Damn that finger must've been traveling at 50 miles an hour!!

what did you poke it with!?

Well I don't see what you aren't understanding!

UGH!!! I’m sorry 😞 Blankies blankies blankies!!!

My friend said “tell her her kid is ugly”

Shooting (photographing) a youth dance competition today. I got a round of applause from the audience and I also had a mom say the pictures of her kid are “awful this year”. So my ego is pretty balanced today.

I think about this screenshot a lot

That’s the spirit

Some people like to hang out in the bathroom for awhile. Maybe this is something modern toilets are lacking

I love the cup holder

I think Magikarp in Pokopia just called me a flop.

this is a beautiful color on you