Kieran Culkin and that one guy from It’s Always Sunny are literally the same person and I won’t be told otherwise!

The final score for Super Bowl 60…

Proof we’re all tired of this finite world we’ve built for ourselves:

Living the night life
#feelinggoodaboutmyselfandmychoices

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

Papa loves mambo?

I wish “no rien rien de rien”.

I love how they just rebranded “seltzer” to “sparkling water” to make it sound less heiney-heiney. And people just rolled with it!

So *that’s* why he wants it!!

I’m in WI currently and it’s supposed to get to -18 on Friday 😐

Right. It’s become unreasonable, yet people are still willing to pay.

The mean is a little closer to 500 but yea.

Nice sentiment, but that’s kind of what Trump wants lol. If these are really Intelligent people they wouldn’t.

It’s 2026. That’s all. Not even a pinch.

Literally the article lol.

Buddy…

Hell is other people… and not being able to brush your teeth.

I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so

Carole King?

The only way to get better at something is to either make mistakes or get lucky; seeing as I don’t have luck on my side, my only choice is to quit.

Agreed. Concerning, even.

Someone should write a book about the proletarian revolution of the Oompa Loompas

If you don’t see a problem with city-owned grocery stores competing with like every bodega in the city then I don’t know what to tell you man

Just made a 360° from listening to Phillip Glass and Brian Eno while doing classwork to the Skyrim soundtrack.

And another thing: Why is he called Dr Do-Little?

Chicagoans are just migrated Long Islanders, whatever that means

Cyanotype image of that one time John Green grew a mustache

Cyanotype image of the Nerdfighters logo!

Cyanotype of my cat Beethoven—named after the dog, naturally…

In honor of #pizzamas + #NerdfArters I made some stuff!

Terrible time to live in. But what a good time for satire to flourish

In some black hole universe Peter Balkan is Jack Shephard from Lost

Yes. Equally terrifying, can’t recommend.