Everyone I know has loved Demon Copperhead

I am t r u d g i n g through these first hundred pages 😭

Back on my bullshit (sitting on the porch and watching the sunset)

She writes in February 😩😬😬😬

Hide the bikinis and cigarettes, the sun is out and it’s 60 degrees - I’m about to act a fool 🤭

I know, I never saw it coming for me either!!! Sutton is just so… desperate.

Sutton is truly the nastiest housewife

“Poorit” really isn’t landing like she thinks it is

*whispers* put tajin on them 😈

is there a way to make our house not so smokey when we cook steaks on cast iron? I think our exhaust fan just isn't great?

Probably not like a totally SLAY but I’m trying to learn how to let my natural skin show through while still having fun and playing with makeup and I think maybe I’m getting the hang of it?!?!

Many trips to Ulta this weekend after realizing all my makeup is expired 🤭 here’s the new goodies

This was recommended to me many times so I picked it up - without knowledge of the author. I assumed the author was a woman the entire time I read it and that’s high praise because Nat Cassidy is a man. Who wrote about the experience of aging as a woman (and much more) quite well!

I have not been watching the news - only reading articles.

So I have been saying USAID “you said”

And today my dad said “US aid” and yall that makes much more sense.

Watched Love Is Blind today and once again, realized how absolutely *not ok* straight people are.

These coloring pages are adorable 🥰

i downloaded block blast again

I deleted block blast and we are snowed in and I’m not well.

a man with his mouth open and the words help meee written above him ALT: a man with his mouth open and the words help meee written above him

*deletes social media because it’s a time suck that is lulling me into a depressive state*

*starts playing block blast for 6 hours a day*

i fear that being a person on the internet has made people think that I believe I have something important to say.

I do not.

😂 tell em jenn!

I think because of his size he actually needs a lot less exercise than you'd think. our smaller dogs can definitely go a lot longer at the dog park than he can!

Petition for perimenopause to just not

To be fair I managed to jack up my back in other ways and “with books” would have been cooler lol

Did he say it was an honor to play in front of trump?!?! 😩🤢 gross

I’m not sure I read a book till I was like 25 🥴 really saved my back a lot of trouble lol

Ooooh I really think How to Sell A Haunted House is probably a better first read of his! It highlights how well he writes relationships and his humor SO well!

When you go to the library do you pick up one book, return it, check out another?

Or do you check out 10 at a time, read a couple then panic and bring them all back and repeat the cycle?

Is there another way to do it?

Def check the tws. If you feel squeamish about birth this ones not for you 😂

I finished this last night and GODDAMN does Hendrix know how to write an ending. I felt so warm and happy at the ending of this kind of jarring story, and I love that for me.

i regularly have dreams about Travis Kelce. I don't want to dream about Travis Kelce but he's fucking EVERYWHERE - so he's a regular player in my dreams.

But last night. LAST NIGHT. I finally had a dream where his brother was the star. blessed night.

It was basically summer here today 😂