Holy shit

As a terminally online Virginian, I've been so disheartened by the offline campaign messaging that I've felt sadly confident that ppl are going to vote against their best interests and it's gonna go sideways

So thankful the orange idiot posted 'VOTE NO!!!' couldn't ask for more clarity on the issue

Thank you, Bill.

That sounds great!

It's all good, I assure you, my dude 😂

Shout-out to the IKEA employee who complimented my hair, misgendered my baby, and subsequently twisted himself into knots trying to prove he's actually woke in the span of about 10 seconds.

Wait, fek: it's the Cobalt Creator. I don't have one for Cerulean yet...

TYSM!

Can anybody tell me what's the top right?

He is the single being of universal carnal attraction, regardless of incarnation.

Don't worry, I got the environmentalist message of Ferngully in my bones.
But it was close...

As she travels across the land, angling for converts and reverse-engineering chess, I need names for her to try out for her new diety. Translation being an inexact art, so far she has:

The Cerulean Creator and The Azure Almighty

What else you got?

If anyone wants to play a fun word game with me:

In the post-multi-apocalypses Daggerheart game I'm in, my character unearthed what she believes are sacred texts of a forgotten god and is on a mission to spread the good news. What she found is technical documentation of Deep Blue...

Rhapsody-Emerald Sword YouTube video by 000chuck000

Anyway

I met both of them (the boys) going to (folk) metal shows, so their folks know who I am and where I come from

but also I birthed their first grandchild so all is forgotten/forgiven

My father in law got in my car today any my Bluetooth threw Rhapsody [of Fire] onto my stereo and he said they sounded like Meatloaf x Vivaldi and honestly I think I've been more seen than his metallic sons

IT'S 3 CHARACTERS AND A SINGLE SYLLABLE!!! WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?!?!

A sandwich bag from Jersey Mike's with 'A-m-n-a' written on it. Instead of Ann. Or even Anna.

Fuck me I'm Amna

my name is so gd stupid I literally just spelled it for the sandwich teen and watched him write ANNA

Simple, direct graphic proclaims "Support These Data Centers: Schools, Libraries, Bookstores.

Ich did not make thys, but Ich wisshe Ich did. Repost yf you are a proud member of the Gen AI Backlash.

@disabilitystor1.bsky.social

oh goody this one is gendered female

and named after the history of science’s Patron Saint of Having Your Work Ripped Off and Unrecognized By Dudes

"You're just voluntarily complying with this whimsical cosplay" -- holy shit, Tim Kaine is *demolishing* Russ Vought

When I adopt a Russian Blue...

Yeah 😈

An orange cat and dramatic lighting

HOW YOU DOIN'?!

That's bc that's where he got his name 😈

Full agree

A constant refrain in this house:
Stop deserving to get your ass beat by your big sister.

The only fun part about Cheddar being an annoying little brother to the point that he repeatedly comes to blows with his big sister is that I now have enough data from his injuries to confidently say Freya is a southpaw.