🎵 I don't care if Monday's grey
Tuesdays, Wednesdays, they're all grey
Thursday too is also grey
It's Friday, I'm a dog

?!!! And yours is better too omg

Her: Welcome to the Worst Depeche Mode-Themed Diner Ever; our starter is A Question of Crust

Me: God yes

Her: Then you have to eat A Beef Period of Rejoicing

Me: I'm vegetarian but go on

Her: With a side of Blasphemous Rutabaga

Me: OMG

Her: Dessert is Pie

Me: Just pie?

Her: On the Windscreen

Bad ass design choice was giving Baby Head's mech pants and boots... he could have just had bare metal legs but he said nah dress it up

I sewed little ribbon bows on my cape a few weeks ago and all my friends compliment me. Wouldn't you have fun putting little ribbons on your favorite shirt, or, or putting little ribbons on your, um. Wallet... I'm losing steam here...

it's SO funny that society is so fractured that even furry cons have started holding panels like "cooking: you have to do it to live" and "bathing: every day, please" because people aren't just... getting taught that. home economics is already fun to learn, you goobers!! Fund home economics!!!

I'm sorry in advance

Kylie, I am so sorry you have to go through this. I'll pray for you and the kitty. I bet that cat felt very, very lucky to have such a loving home.

A kind of dachshund in a hot dog bun suit

My most annoying running bit is asking if I'm supposed to want to make out with different mascot characters. I think I've found the one that I feel most guilty about

my unpopular opinion is that we're better off with Kash running the FBI and we should hope he keeps his job as long as Trump does

it honestly rules that no one is running the fbi right now. beats the alternative

Mother!!

You chose WISELY my humanoid friend

*defiantly to a crowd of onlookers* i actually dont think its really all that important that the minions stick to one explanation for their existence or another, theyre like the looney tunes. the only canon that matters is the one that justifies the slapstick plot theyre currently in

I've already run out of schtick.

HEEEEEEE
PUTS THE GIRLS IN THE BOOOOOX

Doctor Who: A Complete History YouTube video by DemonTomatoDave

It's been six months so me and everyone I know has to gather round and watch @demontomatodave.bsky.social do the Doctor Who song again.

I don't even like Doctor Who, or know anything about Doctor Who, but this is just one of the best things ever made.

Let's see him lie his way out of this one!

Soda can robot with sharp teeth painted on

I love this baby robot and his lil teefs

a cartoon mouse is wearing a purple shirt and a hat ALT: a cartoon mouse is wearing a purple shirt and a hat

Me too. Gadget Sprocketwrench my beloved.

wow cant believe u didnt know the Hunkajunka Compactor Pipe imported from Jakku. if you read From A Certain Point of View vol 6 you'd know this particular compactor pipe was a member of the rebellion and played a crucial role in stopping the empire

FREE HIM

Fat rabbit hanging out with Chip and Dale

My friend gave me a free ticket to Disney and I'm scared of theme parks but I love me some Rescue Rangers

Rabbit Demon👿

David Cage: Can a gyaru be kind to otaku?
Yoko Taro: Can an otaku?
Cage: what
Yoko Taro: Can an otaku be kind to otaku?
Cage: I don't get it

oh! they got this all screwed up!

No. I am not a puppy𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭. I'm an adult, and you are dealing with a grown dogwoman.

My mother picks quietly at the vegan cheese in the impossible burger she's been served.

whatever man. sad moogle with their cheeks hanging out