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Posts by Jeremy Zeilik

“CONAN HOLDS YOUR PRIVACY SACRED
Our encampment processes personal data, wielding the power as cautiously as Conan wields his sword. Should you wish to cover your footsteps and forbid us from sharing your secrets, strike at the 'I wish to cloak my presence' rune.

I WISH TO CLOAK MY PRESENCE”

“CONAN HOLDS YOUR PRIVACY SACRED Our encampment processes personal data, wielding the power as cautiously as Conan wields his sword. Should you wish to cover your footsteps and forbid us from sharing your secrets, strike at the 'I wish to cloak my presence' rune. I WISH TO CLOAK MY PRESENCE”

Completely tossed at the official conan the barbarian website’s cookie notification window.

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Gael Baudino, GOSSAMER AXE (ROC, 1990), with cover art by Dawn Wilson.

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Rocky Ford, CO

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Frame #9598 from E06 Guitar Magic

Frame #9598 from E06 Guitar Magic

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The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

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Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different  board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.

Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.

Types of Board Game

xkcd.com/3235/

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Michigan J Frog, Kermit, Jimmy, and a giant frog wearing an orange sweater that I don't recognize are walking down the street, towards a club named "Fly". Iggy and Heathcliff watch the group pass, and Iggy says "Boys night out for Jimmy."

Michigan J Frog, Kermit, Jimmy, and a giant frog wearing an orange sweater that I don't recognize are walking down the street, towards a club named "Fly". Iggy and Heathcliff watch the group pass, and Iggy says "Boys night out for Jimmy."

21 Apr 2026

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Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

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a picture of a small tired looking kitten with the caption “Baby.”

a picture of a small tired looking kitten with the caption “Baby.”

yes

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Still from “The Cassandra Cat”

A woman with dark hair in a red outfit looks at the camera, holding a cat wearing white sunglasses.

Still from “The Cassandra Cat” A woman with dark hair in a red outfit looks at the camera, holding a cat wearing white sunglasses.

Good morning 😎🖤

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Boris Karloff's Guacamole Recipe...

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Lithographs from M. E. Descourtilz’s Atlas des Champignons, 1827 by A. Cornillon

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It’s Sunday afternoon!

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Pragmata. Finally someone was brave enough to make a spiritual follow up to Henry Hatsworth.

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It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

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Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

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Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
Why was I invited to Beast Studios? YouTube video by Folding Ideas

Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4

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A text from my dad saying
"Frogs 🐸 are out. Spring is here!"

A text from my dad saying "Frogs 🐸 are out. Spring is here!"

I needed to hear this today

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Two panel comic. Panel 1: Godzilla emerges from the depths of the sea. Panel 2: he’s standing in middle of nowhere Ohio looking confused and unimpressed. There’s a sign by his feet that reads: WELCOME TO OHIO - Home of the

Two panel comic. Panel 1: Godzilla emerges from the depths of the sea. Panel 2: he’s standing in middle of nowhere Ohio looking confused and unimpressed. There’s a sign by his feet that reads: WELCOME TO OHIO - Home of the

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italian olympian that did a promotional ad for a cheese company

italian olympian that did a promotional ad for a cheese company

italian olympian that did a promotional ad for a cheese company but shes smiling

italian olympian that did a promotional ad for a cheese company but shes smiling

when you’re hanging out with cheese and the cheese tells you a funny joke

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Raccoon
Remington, VA

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Poor Sleep Linked To Gong
Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

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Cats observing snow cat

Cats observing snow cat

Lot's wife

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Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

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A truth that is too powerful for many is that American beer and coffee culture is better than most of Europe most of the time.

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30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 8

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 8

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it'll be back in three days

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