I can't tell whether he knows it's wrong, & is lying to please the FFOTUS, or if he's now so deluded that he's doing brain worm math. In any event, that ain't how percentages work.

Guess NYPD will let him keep driving recklessly until he kills a child, then they'll be all, "Why didn't anyone stop him before this point?"

This man should not have a gun, a badge, or driver's license.

F.B.I. Said to Have Investigated Times Reporter After Article on Patel’s Girlfriend The bureau said it is not pursuing a case, but the scrutiny is an example of the Trump administration weighing whether to criminalize routine news gathering.

A free press does not mean “reporters are safe unless powerful officials dislike the story.” The bureau says it is not pursuing a case, but the investigation itself is the warning. 
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/u...

May it be so. We know that Paxton, at least, is dirty AF. But that didn't seem to bother Texas in earlier elections.

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So grateful for Mama Earth 💚💙

Thought bubble above his head, "Bu-bu-but I'm a KENNEDY!"

Tony V is a douchecanoe; the other two D's might be fine, but they aren't going to win. Are there odds on Polymarket about Tony dropping out? I doubt he will, bc, EGO.

As for the R's, miss me with the ballot-stealing sheriff and the Trump toady. 2/

I like Becerra; have signed up to give a small recurring donation to him. I also like Katie Porter, even if she sometimes yells at her staff when they goof up.

Steyer just gives me the ick; I do not trust an old white billionaire who've never been elected to any political office. 1/

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Hoo boy. Is it terrible education, or home-grown stupidity?

"Only the best people," right?

Agencies in talks with Trump, family to resolve $10B lawsuit over tax leaks President Trump and his family are suing federal agencies over leaks of their tax information. Court filings say they’re in talks to find a solution instead of heading to trial.

that beep beep beep sound you hear is the president and his family backing a truck up to the US treasury...

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

HOW EMBARASSING! Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon. 🤣🤣

Wow. However did the tens of people there find parking?

Second question, if admission was free, who's paying to book the venue, the AV equipment, stage hands, and fireworks?

What’s really scary about this memo is that it projects these changes to earth systems as emerging from increasing the amount of CO2 in the air to 500ppm, but we’re seeing them already at 430ppm CO2.

Leslie Jones can’t take men's podcasts, synthetic girlfriends, and masturbation marathons anymore

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

He thought he was smart enough to not get caught, with Snapchat disappearing messages and all.

He thought wrong.

Send JD Vance on the campaign trail

If you’re still asking why Eric Swalwell got exposed now please read this.

The timing would be much worse for Dems if he was one of the final two candidates. It's actually great timing. Now we can take a closer look at the other Dems, BEFORE the primary.

🇺🇸 SOLDIER: “We moved closer to Iran, to a deeply unsafe known target. No good reason articulated.”

Q: “Were these deaths preventable?”

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Q: “Hegseth said it was fortified. What fortifications were there?”

🇺🇸 SOLDIER: “I’d put it in the none category.”

We reviewed hundreds of pages of ICE death reports, autopsies, and other records from 32 deaths with a total of 14 doctors.

Doctors determined that at least 17 times, people died after medical staff delayed or failed to provide critical care that might have saved their lives

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Gofundme to support Cassie's kids as they have to sort out all the things that happen when a loved one passes unexpectedly.

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Also, do you have any flattering pictures of her? PM me and I'll share the link to upload them.

Photo of a smiling, pale-skinned woman with short blonde hair and sunglasses, on a sunny day at the beach, with the water visible in the background.

For those also mourning our bright light, Cassie Brighter, I have two links for you.

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There's starting to be some data to indicate that picky eating may be related to autism. Anywho, I feel your pain/frustration.

Maybe sit down with him and come up with a list of foods he DOES like. May make meals less fraught for you both.

I "like" peppers, but avoid them now because they don't like me. Spend hours afterward burping.

I was a picky eater, & *am* a supertaster. For most foods, it's the bitterness that I don't like; for others it's smell, appearance, texture. 1/2

All dictatorships seem to be, even if the leaders sometimes give an evil chuckle when they've humiliated someone. Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Putin, Orban, the FFOTUS, Bibi... None are known for good-natured or self-deprecating humor.