I feel like a gateway to the Dutch.

LoL

😘

Mom fell again this week and broke the same arm as she broke in Dec PLUS she broke the wrist she had surgery on in Feb...
Glad to hear you're thinking about me when you know nothing about that stuff.
❤️

Fishbone - Everyday Sunshine YouTube video by FishboneVEVO

This is one of those songs that COULD BE about overcoming addiction through prayer.

This is one of those songs that COULD BE describing what it's like to be addicted & servicing your addiction.
But, they did perform in a huge field of poppies...

Every day IS sunshine.

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Hi, Mel!

@lullyc8c4.cryptoanarchy.network Have you ever been to Arizona with a bloody nose?

Coward

I'm not sure which one it is but, I bet it stops happening when one of them is gone...

But, that's just because your delivery is running late due to weather.
I've got one that still pisses on my davenport that I'm willing to let go for cheap!

At least you have electricity and the Power Of Christ.

It's TRUE!

IF you have enough area for as many/big dog(s) you have.
Otherwise, your backyard just looks AMAZING from the Google satellite.
It's so greEN.

Have a warm beverage.

President Trump on the Supreme Court's Tariff Decision YouTube video by The White House

How in the name of ANYTHING is this not seditious?
The Supreme Court Justices that decided against his interests are WhaT?!?

youtube.com/shorts/h-M8M...

Shut up and giggle till you cough!!!

THIS JUST HAPPENED!!:

I saw this one thing while I was driving, right.
I don't know how to describe it
It was dark so, MOSTLY what I noticed was this THING- you feel me?
I'm on the road. Drivin'. And it's dark, right.
Out of NOWHERE, THIS fkn thing shows up...

Anyway, what's your dog's name?

TEENY TINY little aliens must have landed outside my front door and left these "porch circles" as clear and irrefutable evidence of their visit to my stoop.

Post from Everything Autos - YouTube We mentioned during our end of the year livestream that we had received a privacy complaint from the people featured in the video depicted in the thumbnail b...

At least the screwing they got from YouTube didn't come with a chance of afflicting the rest of us. The OTHER innocent victims of public photography.
(sarc)

youtube.com/post/UgkxDVE...

If I could get an erection, I'd be so embarrassed right now!

Go Hoosiers.

The best part of outliving your life expectancy is the autopsy!

Mom came home from the physical rehab center today!
(Great New Year's gift from the nephilim!)
After Monday- when my big brother goes home- she's on her own w/that vicious dog that took her down 2 weeks ago!!
Anyway, Mom has recovered like a champ & can return to living alone at 83 'cause she can.

Right?!?

Honestly.
I apologize for the 1970's playground shit I want to say about him but, I feel like I can do it better and without insulting 1/10 as many people.

The contemporaneously inappropriate comments I want to make about him is embarrassing.

I feel like the ballroom is more his style.

Admittedly, these sweatpants with the ankle cuffs feel a little "swish".

God did it.
(Why am I the first to admit it?!)

What happens when "Drill Baby Drill" rhetoric meets the reality of sucking off the Saudi teet to lower US gas prices:

Source: U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA) (.gov) share.google/fonVyTeBgFYj...

Wait until they realize that America can't afford to drill for its own oil.

I'm cooking and her children and granddaughters will all be together on Xmas Eve for the 1st time BECAUSE SHE FELL DOWN AND HURT HERSELF.
She's so perfect that she found a way, at 83, to get all of us together on Christmas Eve for the very first time.
It's a goddamn festivus miracle.
(She's good!)

I wanted everyone that cares to know that my mom tripped over her dog and has been in hospital since last Friday.
She has a fractured arm and pelvis BUTT required no surgery.
She's been moved to a physical therapy ward closer to me and is recovering quickly.
Xmas Eve dinner will be in her room.