I’m making a montage of some great moments from playing Valorant. It’s really making me miss streaming and I wish I had more time to dedicate to it :(

I don’t need expensive gifts to be happy. Just buy me some mangos and I’ll be all set :3

Dammit, I’m actually having fun on Overwatch again.

I hit the leg of my table with a baseball bat so it knows how I feel when I stub my toe.

I just had some 2am ravioli because I’m at work for 12 hours today wheeeeeeeee

Happy birthday <3

Another one

I'm still pretty good at Valorant

Yup! As I was driving home from work. Was driving fine then my car slammed into the ground, and my tire was rolling down the road without me.

Ooooooo I hadn’t even considered that!

What do you think the best way to ship it is? Most shipping companies are pretty rough with packages and I want it to be pristine when you get it.

Can I give you mine?

a drawing of a person holding a bunch of colored pencils in their mouth . Alt: A dog(?) with confetti flying around

Hep neu yeer!

Hap new yeer. Celbrete bi eet chip and kees preeti wamens.

I might be looking into getting a phone stand so I can stream again. Still need that second monitor for chat/stream views lol. It’ll be super infrequent streams more than likely.

Oh yeah! This happened two weeks ago. The tire fell of my car while I was driving home. HOW AM I TO FULFILL MY GAY URGES WITHOUT THE SPACIOUS TRUNK SPACE OF MY 2005 NISSAN XTERRA?

My New Year’s resolution is to find a cute girl to give hugs and burritos to :3 In other words I wish to find (Borat voice) MY WIFE

OMG I JUST SAW WHAT IT WAS FBSKSPRNFBSIWLENFNFJSIEKDN I CAN DO THAT

I’ll give you all the headpats you want :3

I’m gonna write one truth and two lies.

1. I have a big penis

2. I have a small penis

3. I ate an entire thing of Pillsbury cinnamon rolls and now I’m questioning life like Stu from the Rugrats while he was making pudding at 4am.

Me after Taco Bell

How the FUCK did Clair Obscure not even get nominated for best soundtrack at the game awards? It’s literally one of the best soundtracks of the last decade.

In desperate need of cuddles and spoopy movie night.

I’ve been so damn sick (insanely nauseous) for the last 4 days. Work has been a struggle but I don’t want to call in or leave early. Ugh.

a man is crying and saying `` i 'm tired boss '' in a dark room . Alt: Character John Coffey from the movie The Green Mile saying “I’m tired boss”.

I’m so done with dating apps. Pretty much no matches and when I do, it’s almost always bots.

a small white chihuahua dog is looking at the camera with a serious look on its face . Alt: Small chihuahua with an evil smile

No context

Mlem or something, idk anymore lol

Absolutely same here XD

I know someone who got banned on Valorant for saying “it’s ok to shoot Nazis”. What a sad time we live in where companies disagree with shooting Nazis.

If I match with one more person on a dating app just to get ghosted, I’m just giving up.