ChatGPT's values, according to ChatGPT:

An outdoor junction box fixed onto the brick wall of a house. The front panel has been removed revealing a thriving nest of snails who are on and around some aged, rusty, comms cables.

Slow internet? Check for snails on the line.

can everyone keep it to a minimum tonight please? I gotta get up early in the morning to do some noisy DIY

Thanks!

I like this - know the art source?

Sending a meeting invite for next year to 18 people and getting 16 automated OoO responses because everyone’s already done for the year

Tonight is our annual Christmas viewing of “While You Were Sleeping” (Sandra Bullock, 1995) 🤩 ❄️

( i like this tradition very much)

TIL that Vietnamese for Christmas, ‘giáng sinh’, literally means incarnation or “descend and be born”. 😍
My downwardly mobile saviour.
I love it.

Voyager scene. Not a lot going on in this one folks, just a close up shoulder and head shot of the good Doctor EMH in his teal starfleet uniform. He's looking slightly aggrieved, as per ushe. Closed caption reads, "Computer, deactivate iguana."

🚫🦎

I miss having a cheap shared PHP server…

The Mouse and the Lion

When I heard “the gostak distims the doshes” as a kid I always pictured a Grinch-like creature yelling at some gerbils.

👀 What’s the book?

That was my first scan as well, and wouldn’t that be cool!!

There are a lot of email marketers out there who think that A) stegriff.co.uk is a business (it’s not) and B) that I should be ranking higher on G**gle for my chosen key terms.

I’d love them to tell me what they think my key terms are.

At breakfast a squirrel comes to bury nuts in the garden and I can watch him through the patio window and it is a very exciting part of my day

The I will be up in there every month dropping mom messages like “this sounds really great honey, I only wish I understood it! 🤪”

Add me on Duolingo!

www.duolingo.com/profile/SteG...

@sanzi.bsky.social Chào bạn, chào mừng đến với Bluesky!! Tôi muốn biết nhiều người Viết nam hơn 👋 Tôi học tiếng việt

Here’s a hot take

Every UK supermarket does an own brand hobnob which is better than McVities Hobnobs

Why do kids love Yamaha demo songs?

Does maximalist Japanese MIDI have special mind control properties?

Why do I love Yamaha demo songs ?

I am here for seeing what kind, thoughtful people can create, and absolutely not here to see anyone giving their reaction to news media of any kind. #SlowSocialMedia

I had to listen because of this post and you’re right and there is no way they don’t know

You can take a horse out of the water but you can’t take the water out of a horse

She’s the officer, I’m the gentleman

The cover art of ‘He’s the DJ, I’m the Rapper’ except it’s Data and Geordi

What’s the nature of the bad actors’ interaction with subs (if you can say)?

New Olympic events
Parkorse (Parkour for horses)

Have dungeon, will dragon

I like all 3 ideas, but I’m worried that you would miss out on lasting revenue, as your most engaged users would pay one off for lifetime 🫤