when you're constantly faster than the minute and the hour, that can cause second-hand embarrassment

is there RAM in pistachios? why are my boys so expensive? are we redirecting pistachio water to data centres

Seymour Guado Awarded Blitzball Peace Prize - Hard Drive LUCA, Spira — This week, Maester of Yevon and Minister of Temple Affairs Seymour Guado was awarded a special Blitzball Peace Prize... Continue reading this gem

Seymour Guado Awarded Blitzball Peace Prize

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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Overdoing “on the other hand” alternatives for dinner to impress my octopus date

it was viral enough. here's my copy that I downloaded September 14 2009 at 7 PM.

It's great! Pynchon remains undiminished.

A hand holding Thomas Pynchon’s novel Shadow Ticket in front of a plant and a green wall

working at PRH has all just been a decade-long scam to get a new Pynchon novel slightly early

ChatGPT Encouraged Suicidal Teen Not To Seek Help, Lawsuit Claims As reported by the New York Times, a new complaint from the parents of a teen who died by suicide outlines the conversations he had with the chatbot in the months leading up to his death.

ChatGPT Encouraged Suicidal Teen Not To Seek Help, Lawsuit Claims

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he's beautiful

Vampire who’s been wallowing after a bad breakup whose buddies finally convince him to get back out on the blood rave scene and he immediately gets cut vertically in half by Blade

my new book YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE is out now. it has 45 short stories, including some of my favourites from the last four years of INFINITE GOSSIP, and unreleased ones. buy it from maxlavergne.square.site

Image of a phone running the pokemon sleep app, with a headline that reads: the app that rewards users for sleeping with collectible pokemon

you MUST hire editors

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

Penny Wong, 2003: "I say suspicion is not enough. To justify going to war we need more than suspicion. What sort of world would we live in if suspicion alone was justification for participation in unilateral military action outside the auspices of the UN? "

i guess you'd say Tyrese Haliburton is the Aziz Behich of the NBA

no spoilers but the plot in Murder on the Orient Express is really being pulled along by a loco motive

hang your machetes by the front door in solidarity with the machete wholesalers

😭😭😭

Graph of yearly releases on Steam from 2004 to 2024 with the massive growth from 2014 onwards to 18,678 games released in 2024.

This didn't happen by random chance of the market or some neutral development of technology. The game industry, like many industries, figured out how to outsource all the risks and costs of production onto the aspirational while capturing their own cut as rent. Game devs are uber drivers now.

never closer to going Sephiroth mode than election night

pretty fun to sample the sausages at each booth i’m voting at

i don't have a parasocial relationship with the shadows projected onto the cave wall, those are really my friends!!

probably a chicken and egg situation

if 'i'll remember i put this object here' was a crime, i would be doing life in prison

i can't believe sports broadcasting in australia has become so moronically fractured across 100 different shitty platforms, and still not a single one shows the UWCL

Left out guy at the party meme with caption “They don’t know I’m the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic.”