I'm glad I'm not too smart or too pretty

Claudia Schiffer and Helena Christensen and another slightly smaller Helena Christensen in 1996 Chanel looks

Don't talk to me or my sons ever again

imagine discovering a full dinosaur skeleton…super cool, right??!

now imagine that dinosaur skeleton is wearing a jean jacket- hang on a sec i have to catch my breath

elke the large tan dog laying on the couch beneath a blue fleece blanket, her head beside my pile of books and one of her chewies

nap time

been spending a lot of time thinking up slogans for breakfast. current fav is "don't just break your fast, DESTROY IT"

long way to the grocery store (kenny loggins voice) #motosky

Frame #56600 from S02 -E17 - Bell Pepper-628411

it's actually healthy and normal for a girl to fantasize about being a highly-paid founding member of the elite assassin squad known only by the moniker Time's Harrow

i worked at a computer repair place like 20 years ago and they had to fire this guy, a big long haired metallica type dude, because he got pissed off at a laptop and threw it into the drywall like a huge shuriken

7th grade ass joke

anthropologists love talking about Homo erectus but haven't published a single paper about Hetero flaccidus

elke the large tan dog laying on her half of the bed with her head on her bundled up blankey and some chewies beside her. she is a very large and sleepy creature

goodnight

if i ever die please put a bow on my skull so everyone knows i was a broad

Wakeys, the specially formulated breakfast cigarette

guys like a girl with a strong arm and a steady aim (hopefully)

*dramatically raises the silver cloche to reveal a coiled cobra ready to strike!*

"another genius is born every minute"

it's actually healthy and normal for a girl to fantasize about being a highly-paid founding member of the elite assassin squad known only by the moniker Time's Harrow

holding one of five ceiling fan blades that are being attached to their mounts in preparation for attachment to the fan itself

these "blades" are flimsy and dull

ceiling fans have gotten too safe, they should be a constant source of spinning terror

I'm not gonna click that, you some kinda pervert?

I've replaced a few with GFCI but would rather have the whole house updated

pieces of an old ceiling fan with light fixture on the kitchen floor

may be unrelated but the old fan had its blades removed and pulling the cord to turn the fan motor on just made it get hot to the touch. light worked fine tho

one day I'm gonna rewire this entire dump with a ground and 3 prong outlets. i imagine there is some kinda permit i need for that but I'll probably just dress like a ninja and do it at night

wires that were connected to an old ceiling fan with light. the two hot wires were connected to the house neutral, the neutral and ground were connected to the house hot. there intermediary wires between each connection from some earlier device, both side coated with white fuzzy insulation (don't breathe that)

old fan wired by dumbass or whole house wired by dumbass?

tanning in a black tank and blue bikini bottom, situated in the carport so that my legs and ass get sun but my shoulders and head are in shadow

showing my butt to the heavens

long way to the grocery store (kenny loggins voice) #motosky

thanks to the tippers, got my checking account out of the red again today. tgif

they should come out with sushi lunch for poor people

sushi lunch mindset