Huh, is it just me who thought Cook would stick it out until Trump was gone, so Apple could have a cleanish break between his sucking up and a new CEO?

How Australia wrote the 'stop the boats' playbook The policy slogan used by Rishi Sunak is the same as that used 10 years ago in Australia.

It's the whole "they're invading" BS, combined with how the Tories creating the refugee crisis in question, was copying and pasting an Australian political playbook, including the slogan itself.

So again, did it actually break it, or were you just exaggerating and actually meant "it didn't work as well"?

If it's the latter, I can almost certainly advise you what to do to make it work better without having to pre-rinse, but if you just wanna be angry at dishwashers then 🤷‍♂️.

I don't quite get how either of those would actually break their dishwasher, but that's why I was asking them what they meant.

You're saying that not pre-rinsing things broke your dishwasher somehow?

Screenshot of the Overcast UI with a transcript from KJB, with the current line being "He gets milk pussy in this thing." [rest below] That makes sense, that makes sense. And this works. Like they're able to force the car off the road, knock everybody unconscious. And then Lom shows up in a wood paneled station wagon, which he still manages to kind of serve in. Like, he like, pause to a stop and he's like, nah. It's great. He gets milk pussy in this thing. It's so good He likes Omar. Rolls up to it. He sees plastic on the seats. That's how much MILF pussy this guy gets. Oh my god. He rolls up and he lets like, he takes Sandy in. He takes Ilya in.

I mean Overcast did recently add transcripts, so it's possible to read it instead, though the transcription isn't always perfect..

"One does not simply"

This entire part made me laugh so much that my abdominal muscles now hurt.

It took me a while to realise that this is a real photo, not an image @theonion.com photoshopped into existence.

"that quartz isn't the only thing that's exceedingly hard right now"

Plus, fusion of powers combined with no codified constitution makes it even harder to fight back legally.

Why "The Ocean" Sucks | Smartypants Presentation YouTube video by Dropout

Is this the kids version of Zach’s presentation on @smartypants.dropout.tv ?

A box of "Entertaining Crackers"

Who called it the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and not

I see your weather, and raise you the migraine I woke up with.

I mean, Mario Kart does have an airhorn power up..

Oh, there’s an even more recent episode of that show, though I think today is a bit of a rerun to be honest:

Apparently the comprehensive ratioing that Jake Tapper got the first time he posted about this pathetic shit here, wasn’t enough for him.

I can’t decide if he’s just cross posting here automatically so never sees replies, or if he just has a bit of a humiliation kink.

This is the second time he has posted this, so I’m pretty sure he is well aware, I guess Jake just has a humiliation fetish?

The most cucked thing is that this is the second time he has posted this, and the second time he has been ratioed into fucking oblivion for it.

I may only have a GCSE in (English) Law, but even I know how hilarious it is to say this, though I guess saying this is probably consistent with Kash being drunk all the time.

Josh Ruben, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Zac Oyama - Pistachio Drama - Make Some Noise on DropOutTV YouTube video by Sweetzerlandia

Obligatory:

"We are all unique, and have the same challenges navigating the world."

Erm..

[Brennan Lee Mulligan voice] I think we're gonna need the Box of Doom for this one..

I'm gonna regret the replies I just made, aren't I?

Plus there's the issue of whether a lot of us in other progressive parties think he'd be replaced by someone who is actually better.

Aside from how I think just over half of *your own current party supporters* not wanting you to actively resign less than 2 years into your government isn't very impressive, the difference between Green supporters who want him to resign or stay is 2 single points.

So Reform has been able to get many of those right wing voters, Labour is a factional clusterfuck that has shoved out its base into the arms of the Green Party by trying to beat Reform at their own game, the Tories continue as a bit of a zombie party, and the Lib Dems mostly mop up the rest.

We didn’t used to, I think the problem is mostly that right wing voters eventually didn’t like what voting for the Tories did to the country, but the media mostly conceptualised the problem as pure incompetence, rather than the natural consequence of austerity and right wing policies.

She was involved, though the campaign was actually run by a guy called Matthew Elliot who ran Vote Leave as well.