Speaking of stupid french jokes:

Vaguely related: the whole thing around suspicion of men interacting with children is basically misogyny (woman's job, etc.)

Priests having children... Whatever next!

I mean, that reads exactly like a 5 star review, doesn't it?

Came here to say "This is a Smart Attack..."

It's the winning combination of egg and tomato. Well worth exploring 👍

Andor is the canine gonads

(If you're not British, it means it's good. I'm saying Andor is good)

The Finns tend to drink a lot of filter coffee, so much so that there is a law about coffee breaks, 2x15 mins

Flatchsteak

In the face of extremely well-funded media-owning international shifty bastards? Then yeah, they are pretty powerless...

("Hello Camden, we are the International Shifty Bastards and we're here to ROCK!")

Yes, and the original point still stands 👍

I've been doing this a lot recently too 🤬🤬🤬

He'd only fake that too...

I did purposefully and gleefully use the f-word, in all its forms, multiple times in one chapter, but that was one particularly sweary character. I did a quick word count at the end to find out that the chapter was exactly 1% f-word

I'm just imagining Chuckie throwing a wicked right cross out of the blue and laying Trump out... I can dream...

Not necessarily in that order, but yeah

No matter what kind of day you've had, this sort of encounter is basically absolution

Worst. Ponzi scheme. Ever.

Get your Voltr on

Hard same ✊✊✊

If I can't mount a successful campaign to bring 'hwæt' back into modern parlance, I'd settle for a proper East London "'Ere", with audible glottal stop to start

Two syllables. Blue-breeze. We use the leftover syllable in aluminium 👍

Shanghai is great, but bits of it look a lot like Liverpool 🤷

Looks like he's doing a stupid walk for his stupid mental health

Good spicy food in China mostly comes from Sichuan, but they are genuinely insane in that province. Try and find a Sichuan hotpot restaurant 👍

My favourite genre appears to be Florence Pugh is Happy That Something's On Fire. Only two films in it so far (Midsommar and The Wonder) but I'm holding out hope for Dune part 3

A cartoon entitled 'Baby Jesus at bath time' with the Virgin Mary exasperatedly insisting that a young Jesus gets into the bathwater, and he's just there, arms folded, standing on top of the water

Heh

They didn't say it was the best, they just said it was their favourite 🤷

I can confirm it's British. We fuct everything up again, I guess. Soz 🤷