I think what happened is that Epstein was sent back to kill baby Hitler, but diddled him instead.

Katie Miller, eyes closed, mouth open

What Sloppy Steve Bannon sees before he cums

The rumors are true: I'm the one who impregnated Usha Vance.

@mayorfrey.com You suck.

CBS and InfoWars are the same

@cbsnews.com Bari Weiss is a gay frog

a woman in a suit stands at a podium with the words do not come above her Alt: Kamala Harris says do not come

My girlfriend two seconds before I come

Kudos to Charlie Kirk for not defending this horrible murder.

Trump is Doing Fascism the Right Way

By Ezra Klein

Sean Combs

When you have oil but no nukes

Report: Trump Once Defended the Size and Shape of His Penis to a Senior Staffer, Because He Considered That a Normal Thing to Do He apparently insisted it was "not small or toadstool-shaped," despite a report to the contrary.

Why we're really invading Venezuela

A reminder that Adam is an average neo-con war monger:

Trump throwing María Machado off a cliff

Love this for her

Maduro with an Epstein Files binder

A twitter post by Tulsi Gabbard featuring her doing yoga at the beach. The text is "My heart is filled with gratitude, aloha and peace 🙏 #2026"

Yogaholics when they're about to bomb Venezuela

Whenever a MAGA mentions trans athletes, remember to call them woke for caring about women's sports.

Pluribwe

Gillis said that future presidents would not follow suit in this style and suggested that California Governor Gavin Newsom, who many speculate will run for president in 2028, would not do the same thing. Rogan disagreed. "Of course he would," he said. "He copies everything that Trump does."

Rogan doesn't understand what parody is, thinks Newsom "copies" Trump. 💀

Pussy-ass bitch Bill Maher

Anthony Joshua's next opponent, hopefully:

Accurate.

Pieces of shit Bari Weiss and Peter Thiel

Two of your favorites:

(22 minutes)

All I want for Christmas is for TSLA to crash.

Karoline Leavitt's botched mouth

Thin lips are the new full lips.

I really dislike Sydney Sweeney, but if she were drowning I'd throw some ropes at her.

The Beatles but Kirkified

What's your favorite band, Bluesky?

@BillClinton I just want to clarify a few things regarding infomation about myself and President @realDonaldTrump in Jeffrey Epstein's emails that were released by the House Oversight Committee. While it is accurate that the President "smoked my cigar" so to speak, he didn't inhale. No DNA was swapped between us which makes it a consensual heterosexual act between two close friends on a sex island. 9:21 AM Nov 14, 2025 X for semen guzzling

Real.

vanityfair.com (Olivia Nuzzi) as his confidant no more. What were once sprawling text conversations mixed with flirtatious witticisms became the terse and cold responses of a man more bothered than intrigued. An "Interesting day?" met with a "fine". A picture of my butthole eliciting merely a "niiiice".

Don't call yourself a journalist if you're not sending RFK Jr pictures of your butthole.