so should i feel insulted that why didn't block me...?

the foundational concept of Bluesky was to create a space for tech bros by using invite only for a span

the foundational reality of Bluesky is that invites became life rafts for queers fleeing Twitter by way of furries

nobody working for Bluesky has ever forgiven this

Change the onomatopoeia of his claws to "snoft" to lighten the blow

But you don't understand, it's a parody, so it MUST be by Weird Al!

No, no, let them cook. I've seen ancient Egyptian curses... now let's give the Greeks a go at it! This should be fascinating, from a Hellenic studies perspective, anyway!

with alt

Take the wrong lesson from a movie:

Galaxy Quest

Star Trek is the most unproblematic franchise ever

In case you missed it, we celebrated 100 episodes of glee (and some other stuff) with our friend @shannonmanorart.bsky.social! Give it a listen if you haven't!

The next episode will be April 30th...or May 1st...my schedule is weird next week, it's gonna be touch-and-go :P

I'm down with that

THE CREATURE WE SHALL FORM SHALL BE BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIFYING TO BEHOLD

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am legally required to tag @theisb.bsky.social

This is what I would eat if I didn't want to be around any more

The second most traumatizing gaming moment of my life was seeing how bad the default choices for ME2 were (the game just assumed you let as many people die as possible)

i heard the sound effect in my head

I think that it just never occurs to anyone to send an Assassin after Carrot. Oh yes, he's constantly the lynchpin that means Vimes succeeds, but no one targets him. The one time a new Assassin brought it up, it was strangely forgotten by breakfast.

Carrot has never even heard of headology.

This feels like political commentary somehow (positive)

Don't tell me what I wouldn't do to Brad Pitt, fuck that guy

Finally, a reasonable take from the legendary comics creator

Hey, buck up, champ! Today's the anniversary of the surrender of the Confederates! I'd say that's a pretty good second prize!

(seriously please sign up for the dang thing even if you don't really wanna play right now, if I get 42 people to use my code I get a really nice spaceship for free)

Real talk, I wish every long running TV show had a site like this.

Venmo CEO: We’re Fun! | CH Shorts YouTube video by Dropout

I must accept that this actually happened

Ooh, then they didn't use my patented, never-fail trick - vocally support the show when it was coming out. Works every time! :P

Just gonna link @foldablehuman.bsky.social 's excellent essay on the matter, cuz it's real good

You know you're getting old when the only thing that makes sense is that you're achey as hell because you *carried around a slightly heavy basket of groceries for 10ish minutes*

Centiskorch, please

Captain America #367.

Insert Voyager: Across the Unknown joke here

gosh you're cool