Star Trek 0208 - Harry vs The Stellas YouTube video by Michael Bradley

sell it to prisons as a form of punishment.
or a robot version...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=64E2...

I was thinking of doing that but instead I'm having my soul sucked out of me by Amazon.

One could liken this to Kissinger's "madman" theory of statecraft, except without the statecraft.

so what sites are the lady octopuses on? i want a life partner who throws things at me the same way mom used to throw things at dad, with her tentacles raised in defiance.

soon there will be no first yawn. the whole day will be one big yawn.

spiders DON'T work. they're subsidized by the government.

Now look at that lung. Don't smoke!

illustration of planets circling the Sun. The majority of planets are blue. A couple planets are red.

Polling suggests the Democrats will have a veto-proof solar system.

also watch out for, "You're so bootyful."

I was protesting against AI till Alexa said, "I'm sorry, Jim, I can't let you do that."

You have my sympathy. I lost a dear friend the same way.

perhaps the greatest hair in the history of cinema

A family can be made up of any people who are part of each other's lives and wish they weren't.

Maybe that's only MY family.

he's lucky. my turkey baster is gay.

"Best to burn the house and move"

that's always good advice.

next she can post from the psych ward

after my inner child stepped out, I changed all the locks.

my inner child didn't make it home last night.

Just saw the street sign in the photo! I used to buy beautiful Cameroonian clothes at that intersection from a man with a sidewalk stall.

7th Ave? I haven't been in the city for over 15 years.

I can help you find a publisher.

I have babies with imaginary people all the time. I need a bigger imaginary apartment.

can't we please be whimsical without remaining?

that's my wife-like shrew.

where will we throw away our leftover rats?

🎂👏

I didn't live that long.

I was on Facebook because I wanted to avoid a fulfilling life.

I know the feeling. 💚

I think we can agree on "Luiging."