Too early. Not my best, I must apologize.

Dammit, though you didn’t see me.

That’s close to what my mom calls me.

The OJ chase…I mean…that’s layers of racism.

Mamdani ain’t nothing to fuck with.

The Lord’s work.

Sorry can’t care. But I see Hulk Hogan and TMZ in the same headline and my red flag sirens start to go off. I’ll never unsee the first time.

Oooo j’ai commencé étudier le française car j’adore Bardot, Anna Karina, Hardy, Clothilde, etc. I must buy this book.

Ms. Hardy’s music is a big reason j’ai commencé à apprendre le français!

The Ents famously love rave music because they equal each other out. EDM: Ent Dance Music

About to work on my third. Always pick up on something I missed the next round.

I thought it was an onion article. They swapped it on me.

That’s why they’re called toms.

Cela n’a pas d’importance! 🥖

Bonne Maman 🤤 confiture merveilleuse

I was bummed when we swapped to Adidas again. I’ve never been happier to be wrong. All three this year are 🔥

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Good news everyone! We’re already 1/8 of the way through the Trump term. Aren’t you excited..?

Great pressure to get birthday wishes, so just in case…Joyeux anniversaire! Happy Birthday!

Beat me to it. RIP Mr. Weathers.

Merci! Also, get the LFC App and sign up for All Red. -wink-

Robot cats! They told me I was crazy, kooky! But I’ve been planning for this! I’ll be in the bunker!

How is there no pyramid emoji..?

In case anyone needed reminded of the legend.

That’s right. Mr. Jovi is for 4:25 am.

Yeah, yeah I have eye toes, big deal. But my pigmentation is hair???

Is this what they meant by fancy ketchup?

Im sure his phones scorching. His southern Baptist constituents are shockingly not ok with sex trafficking of minors. Crazy.

Bonne Fête Nationale to my French friends and to my fellow Americans…not a bad idea. #BastilleDay #Joyeaux14Juillet

L’homme, le mythe, la légende! Joyeux 14 Juillet!

I got one this morning too!!