A lot of people spent days going "OMG OMG OMG popcorn at the ready SiR kEiTh obvs lying; Olly Robbins has the receipts". Now they're like "too clever to get caught, they did it with VIBEZ."
From "Starmer is really bad at politics" straight to "Starmer is Machiavelli reincarnated" - like every week.
And then what? There’ll be another largely useless arsehole straight off the production line to replace him. And meanwhile the country continues to go to rack and ruin and nothing much gets done in Parliament because everyone’s already after the next hapless incumbent.
Oh good, another day of parliamentary froth re the Mandelson fall-out while the country continues to go to shit and nothing constructive gets done.
Why the fuck is the BBC so hot for Reform?
Matt Goodwin posting on twitter having a go at Waterstones saying… “Hey @Waterstones. Where's Suicide of a Nation? Weird how the No.1 paperback in Britain never happens to be on display…” Not realising he’s standing in front of hardback books.
As an author who also happens to have a book in @waterstones.bsky.social, I at least know the difference between paperback and hardback books, which he’s standing in front of…
I think it’s time to tell the big orange bed-shitter to shove his tariffs up his arse and fuck off while he’s doing it 👍🏻
BP hails exceptional trading as oil prices soar in Iran war.
While people at home are dreading the next energy bill landing in their inbox, fossil fuel bosses are filling their coffers
We need a permanent, tightened windfall tax to claw back every penny of excess profit being made on this crisis and put it towards supporting households
Are Mothers Saints
Chelsea’s Road Men/Faces of JD Sports being taught a footballing lesson here by the perennial cheats. Hope Fulham aren’t stupid enough to appoint Rosenior when he inevitably gets the tin tack.
💚💚
Disappointed by that West Ham result. Hopefully they’re still doomed but if not I’d happily take Forest or Spurs. Can’t lose really 🤷🏻♂️
Two weeks’ respite from all the hilarious ‘end of the world’ observations on Bsky is an extra-special added bonus.
*many people are saying* it sure looks like the White House wrote this for Pakistan’s PM, who posted it then quickly deleted the top part 😬
Mine just has 👍🏻
Still time for England to get Igor Tudor in.
Ice cold from Cole Palmer. Dickhead 🥶
Have felt for some time that the miserable fortunes of the England team are intrinsically bound up with ITV, Gabriel Clarke and Sam Matterface.
Oh god, here he comes, the sullen face of JD Sports
These Bielsa sides are such a pleasure to watch 🙃
Fulham legend Aleksandr Mitrovic smashing Ben White in the face with his elbow.
Looking forward to welcoming Ben White back into the England fold 🇷🇸
I’ll drink to that 🍻
Now they’re playing Catatonia. Get some John Cale on lads.
That’s been coming. The Welsh have done a Fulham.
Decent hit from Dan James for the goal, but absolute clown show from the ‘keeper - which hasn’t been mentioned at all by our highly partisan commentary team of course 👍🏻
Briers is not the word I would’ve used…
Care not a jot for Craig Bellamy and the Welsh National team, but want Harry to do well. Perplexing.
East Fife 4, Forfar 5
Why should any political donations other than a standard annual party membership fee (say £25) be permitted?
All other options allow wealthy people disproportionate political influence.
These endless ‘Arsenal title anxiety’ pieces are getting really dull. Do better.