Look I’m just going to ask straight up: do they have black people and irony and Chinese people and woeful academics on here yet

I must understand the bluesky state of mind

This moves me

What I’ve been doing

anyone else see this interview

The five foot assassin with the roughneck business

[looking out across vast expanse of empty, bleak desert] yeah i think this is the beginning of the end for me

Do they still call them skeets

Awesome to come back here and see heat that I don’t even remember authoring

I have an urge to make a heretical AMV

I follow back all Mohists

—Nidhogg

Should’ve brought a book to work to read. But then they might’ve beaten me with large sticks

Now you’re caught in my email trap. You can’t bullshit your way out of this one

I need this place to have DMs

I’m going to read more of this book The Fish Can Sing tomorrow. Very good, I could’ve finished it all on the flight if it hadn’t been so late at night

A dry sense of anger

We all got that one river cousin

People be talking about the airport

My fists are named form and content

Damn ok yeah, that’s the one

I should watch a movie tonight. But which one?

The first link of the food chain is the humble customer

The snake handler suffered a predictable workplace accident. Bit on the nose

Yeah it was an anatomy book what came with a see-through human body kit. I also showed my mom how babies were born head-first. No regrets

No one ever gave me the sex talk, I read about it when I was four and when a girl asked me to be her boyfriend in kindergarten I said no because we hadn’t gone through puberty

Thursday afternoon tagup with my shooters

The customer always goes down with the restaurant

Gonna try to pad thai and ten hours of sleep my way out of this illness before my flight in a few days