how does this work

to be fair, matt gaetz has been a barbie fan since he was 17. you can search "matt gaetz 17 year old" to find out more

ok have we thought of a backup plan in case the Elon fanboy who runs this site decides to fuck it up?

has something been going wrong here? I'm not aware

Joe Rogan being Oprah for men is the most accurate description of him I've ever heard

does anyone feel like the quality of the internet has dropped over the past 5 years?

this is so lame and sad honestly

I have a feeling he actually got this done recently 😭

I'm sorry to bring this up but Elon is still doubling down on the dick measuring contest..

it would be so funny 😭

yes absolutely, he'll even pull it out soon if you threaten him

the latest twitter news: musk has posted a picture of his bulge on the timeline and demanding zuck do the same immediately to resolve their issues

I feel too dumb for not knowing the difference 😭

it's supposed to go deep..

nobody talks about the poor submarine anymore 😔

Twitter sadly

there have been reports that it was weirdly shaped and honestly this makes it more believable and funny

for those wondering, Elon has been having a totally normal one

how is it now!?

oh my god this is incredible thank you ty!!

please close your skull 😭

reminds me of when i had to think twice before liking anything on instagram because everyone could see them

i need to hear about the latest gossip and drama on this website, like a bsky drama alert

threads feels so weird and invasive, twitter is also getting worse by the day, bsky has potential though

i am exhausted too, can't wait for another posting app to drop

three is too many honestly

okay I need to know whether we stay here exclusively, or post on three separate social media platforms now?

redpill me on eve6

you're the main character!

if your girl listens to the weekend it's already over for you