Undefeated

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going back in time to stop 300 from ever being produced and released

Reading Walden to delay doing chores. There's probably some irony to the situation.

Outstanding

Minions without glasses taking the glasses-wearing minions to the killing fields

I have a pet theory that the reason my Scandinavian ancestors came here in the 19th century (and indeed, their ancestors 800 years prior ranged as far as Constantinople and the New World) was because the food at home sucked and they were trying to find something half-decent to eat

Starbucks app notification that reads New Cannon Ball Drinks Try the drinks inspired by Beast Games 2m ago

Absolutely not

perfect weather for eating out

The car exploded, or the ordnance inside the car, or the RPG round afterwards, Just To Make Sure?

Where’s that gif from Family Guy of the exploding Stagecoach and horse?

Aside from the initial hassle of dealing with Chandelierzilla, I also added the vendor to my mental shitlist of People Who Design Things they Know They'll Never Have to Service

Imagine having to change all the lightbulbs in that monstrosity

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Or dozens of them

When I was doing AV and home control system design was when I learned that there are services you can pay to come to your grotesque McMansion and change the lightbulbs in your thirty-foot high vaulted ceilings for you

Yesterday I spoke at a high school in Calgary, giving the students a quick rundown of my creative career and things I wish I'd known when I was their age.

Here's a summary of key points I covered:

• My career is nothing like what I envisioned when I was young, but key parts of it shaped my future.

A slot-in record player but for pizza

B2B software is named either Andromeda or Thing Doer.

Andromeda uses cutting edge AI, is endlessly configurable, has a huge sales team, and loses tons of money because at the end of the day it does fuck-all.

Thing Doer makes Excel files regulation-compliant, and earns 300 million dollars per year.

InsomniaSky holla

I been sayin

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Black and white picture of an atomic test with a mushroom cloud in the distant background while in the four ground camera operators, silhouette by the flash, operate their cameras to record the explosion Text: Mushroom cloud labeled: Me, crashing out on main Camera operators labeled: My followers screenshotting my downfall

Sic semper qui post

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I should probably stop posting now

Alt text: a limoncello martini presented with a twist

We have no lemons, so orange peel twist it is

Ciao, bella

An AI-free OS for an AI-free product line with a written guarantee from Apple not to insert AI into users’ devices at a later date.

Simpsons remains undefeated

Sure the stock markets are disconnected from reality, but there may not be a “reality” for the stock markets to be connected to anymore

I would love to read that grant application

I will say that the one good thing about that period was that I really enjoyed having elevators to myself

I mean, there was a chance that the world was ending so why the fuck not?

It was a weird time

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