Did the thing where I look at other restaurants around this one and stumbled upon this gem

Pretty much all American sports now unfortunately.

Whaaaaaaaat?! Last thing I heard it seemed like this wasnt happening, now its happening and better than I could have predicted?! Hell yeah!

The Toys R Us layout really gets you pretty quickly

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

The super askew double fish fillet irrationally bugs the hell outta me

Did "The Net" teach her nothing!?

For sure, and I dont think ive seen anyone say "the game is bad because of this and youre wrong for liking it" like, im playing it, I like it! Im just playing it on PC by myself, so my partner doesnt have to see it.

You know it's gonna fall down but you have no idea how hard it's going to fall down

I forget the exact way my partner explained it to me when we were playing the demo months ago but, it gives a lot of red flags regarding how girls are sexualized by dudes who are into that kinda thing. They clocked it immediately and was freaking out saying "does Capcom know?! Should I email them?!"

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?

3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”

Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.

Probably! At the same time I dont think that design would make it into the final game if it was made by a western dev, someone in the pipeline would be like "guys we HAVE to put shoes on her, people are fucking freaks"

There is kind of a recurring thing with the game that a lot of women and afab people are extremely creeped out by her design and I agree, I dont think the people who made the game did this intentionally but it does explain why gross freaks are so into it. I just wanna play the silly dad game!

100%, my biggest issue is every character they focus on in this trailer is extremely whiny and/or unlikable

Jacksepticeye Bloodborne movie boyfriend and Northernlion Cruise Girlfriend

the best dinosaur is clearly Iguanodon, because of all the dinosaurs it most resembled a middle-aged Sicilian-American dock-worker with a switchblade

not many people know this, but Barilla has a line of 3D printed pasta it sells mostly to the fine dining industry. I don't want the pasta. I want the pasta printer

I refuse to believe someone who worked for years as a professional comedian and writer who made one of the most culturally relevant sketch shows of all time is this naive about the power of the things you say onstage

Worked at Starbucks for 3 years, only thing I ever order at any coffee shop is iced Americanos.

Was listening to a podcast where someone said they dont think Clavicular is gunna last till the end of this year and I thought that was kinda harsh but hey, maybe not so far off.

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

the energy of the dles after that announcement was something else man

New Bluey episode was sick

Cute miscommunication 😻
Cat headbutt: Love
Goat headbutt: Play

Im playing the game on PC because my partner took one look at that little girl and was like "nonono I hate it theres so many things wrong with how she looks and people are gunna be so weird about it, im horrified by this design!" so, not making them sit through me playing it in the living room.

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

they caught this cop being horny on main in the middle of a swat operation lmaooo

In his first 100 days, Zohran Mamdani has:

-Delivered millions in restitution for workers cheated by gig companies
-Cracked down on predatory landlords
-Launched the first stage of a universal childcare program
-Fixed thousands of potholes in NYC streets

This is what leadership looks like.

Oooh I didnt realize they had this as some Starbucks stores too, that shit sucks. Anything but let people unionize I guess!