if whatsapp needs to have an account (it doesn't), the only option is to go full Duo Lingo. It needs to be horny for Mamdani and call Elmo a piece of shit or something.

how much do we think this team is getting paid because Jesus Christ

The final round in this week's ep of Taskmaster is so, so brilliant, and an absolute testament to the show that 20 seasons in they can still produce magic of that quality.

God bless whoever is still funding Flo because

Results from the latest poll "Who should have led Great Britain during World War 2?"

Well exactly. "Those letters aren't the first thing you've turned in your life I'm sure Brendan." etc etc

I mean... a series of journeys by ship that are economically exploitative and environmentally catastrophic. Seems like a reasonable fit?

No glamorous assistant because of woke ☹️

Waterstones James Ball
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Carries
hardbacks

Well quite

The amount I see posted about the 100k 'tax trap' you'd think it was the single biggest issue facing this country I swear to God

male ghosts of course. come on, it's 2026

TBF one of my main issues with trying to watch Corrie is that it looks like it was shot through a lens filled with rainwater. I want the Rovers to pop!

I do find it funny that the activity of an economy of 70 million people is always, always, always framed through the lens of whether or not one woman is having a good day at work

In the last five years my personal social media usage is down about 99% but I will always, always, always need somewhere to gripe about minor inconveniences.

Niche gripe: websites that are so singularly obsessed with getting new sign ups they forget to give current subscribers an easy way to log in. The top of the Dropout page has two links to sign up and one to gift. Have to scroll right to the bottom to actually log in.

actually there's definitely a Jade Pickle out there somewhere isn't there

Emerald Fennell is surely the only person with two names that sound like a shade of green

Also an anagram of LEFTIES SNIPE. Makes you think.

EPSTEIN FILES is an anagram of PENIS LIE FEST. Wake up sheeple.

Wondering about the A*Teens stance on the war in Gaza is a weird place for my head to be on a Saturday night #melfest

This is an incredibly rarefied bit

The A in A*Teens is actually the Greek a-prefix meaning 'not' or 'without', as in amoral or ahistorical. #melfest

Actually, I can

Can't believe a Swedish four-piece's schlager anthem is what finally got me to believe in God #ateens #melfest

If it ain't broke

Something so incredibly reassuring about Melodifestivalen using the same graphics package for well over a decade now #melfest

What you should have been doing before going on The Floor

Ok, the He-Man trailer including his pronouns is a good bit, I'll give them that