The Onion launches new bid to take over Alex Jones’ Infowars and turn it into a parody platform Satirical news site The Onion said it has reached an agreement to take over conspiracy theorist Alex Jones' InfoWars company.

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The Onion won the IP known as InfoWars when it was auctioned off to pay the Sandy Hook families that Alex Jones TERRORIZED after their children were massacred. Alex Jones sued to stop the Onion from taking InfoWars. He lost. 🤣 The NEW InfoWars will be a Satire Site. 😂

For anyone questioning why we're in a war with Iran.

Benjamin Netanyahu is allowed in the situation room, and Donald Trump isn’t. That should answer the question.

Hey Virginia,

If you got in line by 7 PM, you still have the right to vote.

Stay in line. Don’t leave.

#VoteYesVirginiaToday

Your honor, I'd like to admit exhibit D into evidence

Trump's approval on economy falls in AP-NORC poll, showing new warning signs for president A new AP-NORC poll finds that President Donald Trump’s approval rating on the economy has slumped over the past month as the Iran war drives prices higher.

BREAKING: Trump's approval rating drops to 33% in a new AP-NORC poll

32% approval on Iran
30% approval on the economy

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Judge Orders Release of Mother and 5 Children Held in ICE Jail for Nearly a Year The El Gamal family, including two 5-year-old children, reportedly faced severe medical neglect in the Dilley facility.

A lawyer for the El Gamal family, that has spent close to a year at an immigration detention center in Texas, demanded the family’s release after a federal magistrate judge found that “requiring them to endure further detention… risks compounding the constitutional violation.”

Who thinks Trump is mentally unfit to be president of the United States of America?

Ukraine Today
April 19

Japan’s defense minister met with Zelenskyy. A new aid package from Japan bringing in another $6 billion to help them fight Russia and finish them off.

Japan is the only other nation allowed to produce pack 3 missiles for the patriot systems

They also have 400 Tomahawks.

How many more times .

Armed 'No Kings' counter-protester in Tenn. faces new charges, including child porn A Murfreesboro man arrested last year after an armed confrontation with protesters at a Nashville "No Kings" rally faces new federal charges, including two counts of possessing child pornography.

Armed 'No Kings' counter-protester in Tenn. faces new charges, including child porn www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...

Out!

A whistleblower is about to tell all regarding insider trading within the Trump admin.

If this happens and she has the proof, Trump, Barron, Eric and Don Jr will go down.

If not for Trump, what's the emoluments clause for? What's impeachment for? What's the 25th Amendment for? What's section 3 of the 14th Amendment for? What are checks and balances for?

The baddies are cherrypicking the Constitution the same way they do the bible: for their own benefit.

Major props to Moroccan chefs for dispelling my "fruit doesn't belong in meat dishes" rule, tagines are fuckin delicious.

Iran needs to make the full release of the Epstein files a foundational piece of their negotiations.

News Flash:

Our president is a fucking idiot.

Ever wonder what it would be like to have a demented sociopath as President? Well now you know.

AMERICA 250 EVERY ASTRONAUT ON ARTEMIS II WAS EDUCATED IN PUBLIC SCHOOL, AND THINKING OF THE TEACHERS WHO SHAPED REID WISEMAN, VICTOR GLOVER, CHRISTINA KOCH, AND JEREMY HANSEN, YOU HELPED SEND A KID TO THE MOON.

This 👇🔥🔥

An adorable cream dachshund showing his belly on my lap.

NO CANCER!!!! Normal ultrasound. Thank you dog prayer/good vibe people!!! I love you!! 💞

For my own wellbeing, sometimes it's best to completely ignore harsh reality & focus exclusively on one or all of our 3 pets.

In this case it's our youngest, Trixie (a/k/a Bat-Mite, a/k/a Spawn of Satan), who I love dearly. ♥️ 🐶

(also: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files)

Ossoff: "You were talking earlier about Jared Kushner. The guy leading our diplomacy in the Middle East is bringing in billions from Middle Eastern princes and sheiks and going around the region asking for billions more while he conducts nuclear diplomacy on behalf of the country. It's obscene."

Stop privatizing space.

Monterey Park becomes the first city in California to ban "all data centers within city limits" Residents of the small enclave east of LA not only killed their city's proposed 250,000 square foot data center, they pushed city council to ban them altogether

Monterey Park becomes the first city in California to ban "all data centers within city limits"
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HEDY LAMARR escaped from her Nazi husband by disguising herself as her own maid, became a Hollywood star, then co-developed a radio guidance system for Allied torpedoes - the principles of which are incorporated into today’s Bluetooth and GPS technology.

Hell of a lady.

Not a penny to make life more affordable for American families, but $70 BILLION for ICE to terrorize our communities.

Daily Reminder: Release th Epstein Files👇🏻

Who remembers programming in BASIC? ... Nice pickup from Entertainment World in B'ham. Something I been wanting to try out for a while, Simons' Basic for the #Commodore #C64 ... Now have to ask, what other versions of BASIC, or other 80s programming languages do you recommend I check out? (cont...)

The President of the United States is mentally ill and needs to be removed from office.