Happy birthday, handsome! 😊

You’re amazing. Thanks for sharing!

I need new headphones.

tfw you’re jabbing at the up-volume trying to get things in your ears to 11 but no

Like just push a croissant around a plate. It would eat.

I’ve been following that French pole vaulter ever since that Olympics because come on but I do think he needs an alt that’s just him nudging things with his dong

without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18

Yes

This is a terrifyingly accurate description of the deal you make

Stop apologizing for loving the music you love. Even if it’s practically gay wallpaper, it’s ok!

Eat, drink and be merry, handsome! Happy birthday!

mood

Blonde powers restored!

Golf loves a good refractory period.

🫈>🧸

🫂🫂🫂

Sorry mate.

Hugs. Are you the meditation type? I find breathing exercises helpful whenever my mind starts to race like a carousel, provided I can remember to practice them.

Woof 🥵

If this isn’t about a porn actor I’ll eat my hat

Use caution so as not to break the internet!

I am thirsty for more pixels 🥵

Sometimes you just have to spiral, throw up a little, and move on with your day. And sometimes moving on with your day means staring into space for six to eight hours.

Yep, just gonna stir my oatmeal and dissociate even harder today

Oh I bet. *gentle belly kiss*

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

I’m sick to my stomach.

Whatever happens, whatever should follow that, the consequences will not screen for political affiliation when they find you.

Damn. That’s beautiful!

Man, the following tab is a great place to find folks you don’t want to follow any more.